Thursday, 19 January 2012

  • An 8-Year-Old Aussie Is More Hardcore Than You [Video]


    Wow. I mean, I know I always wished I lived Down Under when I was Juliet's (above) age, but little did I know how tough I'd have to be to survive. Watch the all black-and-white video of her metal debut song, "My First Hardcore Song," after the cut.

    Sorry, Rachel Bilson -- it looks like this tween pulls off bruiser a lot better than you after all.


    YouTube user, (likely her parents or at least an Uncle Jesse-type relative), uploaded the now viral video only today. Below the crushing number, the following words explain exactly what you see and hear:
    Juliet takes you on a journey of her love for her dog, Robert and how her pet fish stink even tho Juliet has zero sense of smell. The Australian Hardcore scene will never be the same!!
    Hey now, supposed kin of Juliet -- why you gotta throw salt in her game like that? We didn't know the young girl couldn't smell! However, we must agree, Aussie windmillers have a new chick to keep in mind.

    Less hardcore, however, are Juliet's vlogged tips on removing baby teeth and elementary piano practice sessions. We'll draw our conclusions with her first record release.

    Are you a fan of Juliet's toughness? Do you think she should pursue a future in ivory tickling or stick with trampoline-metal?

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