Tuesday, 13 September 2011
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Some Things That Never Happen In Real Life
The movies say all these things happen, but they don't, IRL.
See more at Unreality Mag! Also, does anyone want to help me stage the bathroom mirror cabinet thing? I want to practice my gasp.
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I definitely don't want number four to happen to me. That'll just freak me out.
I know that mirror thing will never happen, but I am always a little aprehensive when closing the cabinet anyway...just in case one time some crazy ax murderer is standing behind me. Better safe than sorry, right? lol.
Lol, speaking of movie moments, about two weeks ago, during my Art Appreciation class, we were given a ten minute break. The class is three hours long, so I capitalized upon the opportunity to steal a smoke real quick like, out in the smoking gazebo.
While I'm sitting outside in the gazebo, talking to a girl who is a frequent gazebo sitter, this guy walked up, sat down, and lit up a cigarette. After a few moments of small talk he starts telling the girl what a drag his Art Appreciation professor is, how he drones on and on without having a purpose, etc. The girl then told him a story about her old Art Appreciation teacher and how terrible he was. During this whole ordeal, I was silent, save for the occasional giggle. You see, the guy talking about his Art Appreciation professor was actually the professor of my class. He's pretty young--probably in his late 20s--so he definitely passes for a student. It was so funny, though. I swear, it was just like in a movie!!! He said something like, "Gawd, my Art Appreciation professor is such an effin drag, man!"
Gah, I've been dying to tell that story to someone! Yes, relevance!
Haha, I laughed at the "I've never had a dial tone when the other person hangs up." I hate it when that comes up in movies! That's not what happens! It's just silent for about a minute until that automated woman voice goes, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again, or for delivery options..." -_-
The hair+glasses thing has happened to me many times.
the last one was super funny hahahha
Oh my gosh the first one is so true! I loved how in A Cinderella Story I was supposed to believe that Hilary Duff wasn't pretty.
Agh... One thing that really does annoy me about movies and comic books is that people do not become unrecognizable just because they put on a mask that only covers their eyes or because they take off a pair of glasses/a wig/whatever.
Haha I agree with most... But the first one actually is true. It's amazing what makeup and no glasses can do. I look like a different person with my glasses on for sure!
haha gettig knocek d in the head is the best one