Friday, 08 April 2011
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22 Awkward Moments We All Experience At One Point or Another
Don’t you just love those awkward moments that you experience from time to time? We all have had them. Most of us have experienced at least some of the following ones, and these are my favorite.
1. Going to the bathroom and not having any toilet paper nor anyone one to lend any tissue.
2. For the women, when your bra unclasps in public for no apparent reason.
3. Parking on the wrong side of the gas station, then turning the car around to realize you are still on the wrong side.
4. When the toilet overflows in a home that’s not yours.
5. Sitting next to someone you find attractive while watching a sex scene in a movie.
6. Watching a sex scene from a movie with your parents.
7. Walking in on someone in the bathroom.
8. Going to grab the last item on the shelf, then someone else gets it before you.
9. Forgetting someone’s name.
10. Calling someone by the wrong name.
11. Surprise emails with explicit content, on a public computer with people around.
12. Going to pay and realize you forgot your money.
13. Getting caught staring at someone.
14. When both your debit and credit card are declined.
15. When you are talking trash about someone and they happen to be standing behind you.
16. When you see someone waving in your direction, and then you wave back, only to realize they were waving at the person behind you.
17. When you think someone is talking to you and you respond to them, only to find out they are talking on the phone.
18. When you’re eating and someone is trying to talk to you, and it takes forever for you to chew the rest of your food.
19. When you walk out of a store and can’t remember where you parked, so you go wandering around the parking lot until you see your car.
20. Seeing someone you knew from a long time ago and start referring to all the good ole days, and they don’t remember you at all.
21. Seeing someone at a distance that you know, you wave and say “Hey!” then as they come closer in your direction while giving you a confused look, you realize it’s not the person you thought it was.
22. When you call in “sick” to work and your boss catches you at the movies later that day.
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HAHAHA! OMG These are all so true....
23) Asking a girl if shes pregnant...and you find out shes not.
Lmao awesome. xD I've done most of these... haha I guess they've inevitable.
24) When you like someone and you think they're flirting but they're just being friendly, and you sound like an idiot.
I've done all but one of these. I lead an awkward life.
i have done all of those things except calling work.
25. Needing a poo in public, taking the golden opportunity when theres nobody in the toilets and somebody walks in just before it drops.
26. Farting while in a toilet stall and waiting til everyone in the toilet leaves before coming out the stall.
Uhm.. yeah... never done a single one of these. o.O Seems...awkward...
LOL
When you fall asleep in class and happen to twitch, then pretend you were stretching.
These moments I have done..some I haven't.
Hahaha that's great. Another one would be that weird hop scotch game you play when you're trying to get around someone going the opposite direction on a sidewalk.
What the cock? I haven't done most of these.
My awkward moments involve a public restroom. And eating.
1, 2, 6, 9, 10, 17, 18, 19 have all happened to me.
Getting to the register and realizing you miscalculated the sales tax and you don't have enough money. Your choices are A) admit you don't have it, B) ask them to hold it while you run to the car to see if you can dig out 14 cents, or C) ask them to take something off while you dither over what, exactly, you don't need.
14. Hasn't happened to me, but I have a feeling it will when my parents stop providing money into my accounts and I pay my own credit card.
19. My friend does this all the time. I always remember where the car is. I just follow her around the lot for giggles. One time she led us in the completely wrong direction.
Most of these have happened to me, but I haven't felt awkward. It takes a lot to make me feel that way.
When you talk to a guy and his arm/hand comes in contact with your boob. I just pretend as if it never happened unless we stare at each other so.. I just laugh.. =_=;
When you're walking and your hands dangle back and forth and you hit somebody's butt. Which happened to me so many times..
3. Parking on the wrong side of the gas station, then turning the car around to realize you are still on the wrong side.
First day driving my new car. SO GUILTY. God, that was humiliating. Not to mention the old Asian guy staring at me like I was an idiot. I eventually gave up and left out of embarrassment.
Sneaking into a nice restaurant to use the bathroom. "Don't mind me, I'll just be spending absolutely no money and urinating all over the place."
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22 have all happened to me.
I'mawkward.
Taking a bite of something just as someone starts taking a picture of you.
If you work in retail: accidentally walking in on a customer in a fitting room. Hey, it's not my fault you didn't say anything when I knocked on the door.
XD damn i'm so awkward. =____=
when you're walking through a two-doored door way purposely using the opposite door attempting to avoid eye contact or any sort of interaction with the stranger you see using the other door, and yet YOU haadddd to look up the same moment they did, and your eyes meet and there's this AWKWARD 5seconds where your eyes meet, and you feel like you kind of dirty/weird.
this happened to me twice yesterday. >__> one person even gave me a creepy huge smile, thinking that i was PURPOSELY giving eye contact. me willingly giving eye contact to strangers? pffffts FAT CHANCE.
I wouldn't feel awkward with #5, I would actually kinda like it... haha
Staring at someone while you're daydreaming, and them noticing, thinking that you are either A.) totally in love with them or something or B.) a fucking weirdo.
Awkward turtles mate and make awkward babies...
#18 is the reason I hate first dates that involve food. Haha.
...wait... is my statement #23 on this list?