Ladies, we have such a plethora of options for Halloween costumes these days. I mean, you can be a sexy nurse, a sexy pirate, a sexy Lady Gaga, a sexy teacher, a sexy Alice in Wonderland...the chances to bare cleavage are endless! If you want to be creative with your plunging necklines, though, check out these costumes that were inexplicably given the "slutty" treatment by the Halloween powers that be.
Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. (above) Cowabunga, Michelangelo! I want to put my hero in her half-shell, if you know what I mean. ($55.99)
Sexy Skunk Costume. Because nothing makes a guy say "oooh, baby" more than making him recall the time his dog got sprayed and he spent all night bathing her in tomato juice. ($130.34)
Sexy Straight-Jacket Costume. Don't wear this unless you're ready for the onslaught of comments from d-bag guys about how all women are crazy. ($44.99)
Lucky Charm Pasties set. Um...what are you supposed to be, exactly? Please don't sit down on that bar stool, ma'am. ($56.95 for some adhesive shamrocks)
Sexy Chicken Girl costume. Come here, baby. I slaughtered you this chicken. Waffle fries?
Sexy Girl Scout costume. I'm thinking we should probably avoid sexualizing the Girl Scouts. ($61.95)
Sexy "Barista Babe" costume. If your costume has to tell people that you're a "babe," you're probably not. Just sayin'. ($39.60)
Sexy "Texas Hold 'Em" Costume. I don't get it. I mean, I get it, I just...sigh. ($59.99)
Sexy "Remote Control" costume. Hey baby, does that thing come with a "mute" button? ($45.99)
Sexy Viking Costume. RAWR! I have come from the land of the ice and snow, but no one taught us how to dress for the weather in this here Greenland. ($67.09)
Sexy "Gold Digger" Costume. I mean, I guess if you're trying to be a shameless gold digger, you SHOULD act sexy in order to land that gross old rich guy. Right? Maybe this costume is diabolically genius. ($34.99)
Do you wear sexy Halloween costumes, Lovelies? Are some acceptable and others not?
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Haha, woooow.
all of these made me laugh out loud
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I LOVE THE VIKING COSTUME. I am so gonna buy that.
I'm tired of seeing girls dress slutty for Halloween, it's supposed to be a SCARY holiday. You better have a decomposing vagina under there. Otherwise, save the whore-wear for Valentine's Day.
Uhm. I think they are funny to laugh at. I just dress like any normal day for a superhero.
i hate that girls use halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts.
I am loving the TMNT costume! That's not ridiculous!
I actually wanted the mental patient costume n tried it on, but it was too big =(
i like the girl scout look... even though that makes me sound creepy haha
I'm a mime for Halloween. A REAL mime. Fuck being sexy. I want to be a weirdo and not have anyone look at me funny (more that they already do.)
I love your commentary.
Um, I think I'll go as a French Maid this year. Apparently, that's a really understated choice these days...
LMAO. These are so stupid.
haha woaaaaahh.. the lucky charm one is intense! :|
but i totally think that the girl scout one is prettty cute, I'd possibly wear it.
The only one I like is the pasties one but there is no way in hell I'd walk out in public like that. Maybe a Halloween party for two...
i prefer to dress tastefully sexy on halloween. i don't wear slutty clothes on a regular basis, so halloween is no exception.
I actually really like the Girl Scout and Gold Digger Costumes, too cute!
i love the girl scout one.
i'm going as a 1920s girl this year. and i don't see what the fuss is about dressing slutty on Halloween. absolutely NONE of the current traditions have much to do with the holiday's original purpose. so, unless you carve your lanterns out of turnips and perform divination on October 31st, quit your whining. no one cares.
All too cartoony for me XD
The first one actually saddens me. Why wouldn't you want to be a REAL teenage mutant ninja turtle instead of a skanky one?!
haha love the gold digger one
The gold digger one isn't that bad. The shamrock one.... dear god.
@SUPletstake___surveys@xanga - then the girls I know think its every day.
lol ooo "sexy" costumes r always worn by people who shouldnt be wearing them
@diannisforever@xanga - ugh..so true. Especially at college.
Think I may be a vampire. Is that lame and cliche??? hahhaa
Wait, is that really $55 for pasties? Lmao
The Viking one is actually kind of cute. I'd wear it, with a brown tank underneath. I don't have the boobs to pull it off. Haha. And add black legging to the skunk one and it actually looks pretty warm.