Glamour Magazine posted 14 things you should never say to a guy. They asked a few men to spill the details on the phrases guys dread. I found the list quite amusing and I'm sure you will too!
Can you TiVo the game? I need to watch the finale of
The Bachelor live.
Already?
Your best friend is seriously hot.
I can’t stand your mother.
Actually, you’re not the best I’ve ever had.
Last night I thought about my ex while we were having sex.
Maybe you should pick up some Rogaine.
I read your texts while you were in the shower.
My cat’s
really my number one.
Oh, your brother’s single now?
I really wish you’d shave your back
I’ve always dreamed of a 300-guest wedding in a castle, haven’t you?
My mother is going to visit and stay with us for an entire week
It’s a shame I didn’t meet your roommate before I met you.
Although the one about the cat and the wedding kinda freaked me out, I can relate to these phrases in so many ways! ha! But what if the shoe was on the other foot??? That gives me an idea, how about a part 2? *light bulb goes off* Things you shouldn't say to a Girl ... coming soon
Can you think of any?
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Comments (53)
Love it, except for "already?".
For any woman who's ever had a guy that averaged between 45 seconds to 2 minutes, "already" is CALLED FOR!
Am I the only one . . . ?
@vixen_with_a_cause@xanga - No you're not! (Missy Elliot's "One Minute Man" pops into head... hehe)
LMAO! Hilarious list... I've said some of these things (not exactly word for word but similar ideas) but oh well. I'm honest :)
um... except for the ones where the woman is totally putting the guy down (5, 6, and 14), i wouldn't bat an eye at my girlfriend saying any of these things. : /
@Kimberlee - Phew! I don't feel so bad now :) I gotta check out that song . . .
Hahahaaaa.
Sheesh. All these are so rude and ridiculous! Well, except the tv debate. That'll happen..lol.
um...all of these are DUH. duh. DUHHHHH
hahaha i love this. it is funny! and the pics are what makes it.
@vixen_with_a_cause@xanga - lol. Already is definitely called for if the guy can't even last a minute. Such a disappointment.
quite frankly, i thought this list was stupid and anyone who didn't think twice about these.... is stupid, just for the sheer fact that they're pretty obvious that you shouldn't say them.
and i couldn't relate to ANY of them. i know better.
@i_heart_tha_80s@xanga - WORD.
he knows I cant stand his mother,he can't either, I just try to avoid bashing her TOOO much. The rest is common sense, duhh.
lol..the guy in the first pic looks just like my cousin!!!
This was more for comical relief... Not a lesson guys !!
hahahah i loved the pictures along with the comments, reminds me of those overly happy vintage housewife pictures with sayings like "medicated and motivated" :P
Actually, my cat IS my number one, and I am not ashamed to admit this. I couldn't date someone who is allergic either
haha oh glamour magazine? really? how smart do they think their readers are?
hahaha I can't wait to read it!!
Lol! I'd never say any of thaaatt.
The cat one made me laugh though. Me and my boyfriend joke around a lot and I once told him I liked Pepsi more - it's a joke! It's fineeee, he knows it! :') aha
ROFLMAO, what about "I have 76876538564 ex's"
I think that applies to chicks too
my cat actually will always be my number 1.
All these "(Number) things you should (never) say/do to a guy/girl" are reminding me of the hilarious stupid ones in Cosmopolitan.
Great pictures to go with the phrases.
most of them are really silly to say. :P
Lol people actually say these things?!