Friday, 04 December 2009
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Things Men Should be Laughed at for Wearing
Alright ladies, we've seen what men are saying about our style, so now let's flip it. Guys tend to like to dress to impress (those that don't are an entirely different story) and whether they succeed or not, they will always walk around thoroughly pleased with what they managed to put on. Unfortunately fellas, some of your trends aren't quite hitting the mark.
Exhibit A: The Baggy Pants (Above)
I agree that men in skin tight pants aren't that great of a sight, and maybe seeing a little bit of boxers when they stretch up isn't bad, but this? This is madness! Have you ever seen the guys walking down the street with their legs spread as they struggle to keep their pants up? Not attractive. Sorry boys.
Which brings me to...
Exhibit B: The too long shorts
Just as before, it's not that I want to see men walking around in short shorts, because I'd definitely have a little giggle at that too... but these are like capri-pant-shorts. The bottoms stay wide so you can't mistake them for pants but all you see are ankles. No thanks.
Exhibit C: The Furry Hat
Alright, everyone enjoys their fun winter hats and girls like to play around with their multi-colored poofs and strings... but really? I actually see guys in my school walking around in these as if they don't realize they look like a small dog has curled up and died on their head. Is the model cute? Sure, excellent bone structure... but the whole square hat, ear flaps, fuzzy all over hood look is not really working.
Finally..
Exhibit D: The Obnoxious Sneakers
Alright, I'm not going to sprout about my political opinions, but guys are always wearing these stupidly bright sneakers that they're sure to keep perfectly clean so that no matter how old they are, they're still stopping traffic. I see neon colors and shiny plastic and it's all just a little bit too much flair for me in a shoe. I admit that a casual look with nice white sneakers and a button down can work for some guys, but bright shiny eye piercing plastic shoes with crazy pictures and colors and designs.... no.
What do you think? Do you agree?
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Comments (139)
Definitely agree with ALL of the above!! Those are all so annoying!
i agree completely.
YES I AGREE!
I agree, but have to add:
Skinny jeans on boys
Shirts unbuttoned half way to show their chest
YES.
i think the boxers look is just ridiculous.. i dont know what they're trying to accomplish by wearing their pants so low. it's not hot.
and it's weird when they wear HUUUGE studs in their ears. it doesnt look good..
those sneakers are funny hahah
I agree with all apart from the shoes one. I like OTT shoes :)
AGREED. This makes so much sense to me.
I agree with all of it
The furry hats that involve plaid are fine by me...
How about socks with sandals? Erlack.
ha ha, love obama, but the sneakers are a bit much!
@deep_ocean_of_sorrow@xanga - how about black mens shoes with shorts and white socks? or, white sneakers with black socks pulled up as high as they will go, and shorts? want a peek of that? go to MIAMI or, for that matter, St. Petersburg
agreed
Again, I think guys should wear whatever the heck they want. I love guys that wear fun sneakers though. They aren't at all boring!
Yeah... baggy pants, or clothing in general, were like "in" a long time ago but I'm sure "fit" is a lot better. I don't mean "fit" as skinny as in, "I can see how thick your legs are"--but also not, "I can glide down to safety from a tall building wearing these super baggy pants."
And I completely envy some bright shoes. lol
yep
wordd.
Can we add Ed Hardy anything to this list? Yuck.
You just pissed off the ghetto community except they don't wear furry hats.
AGREED
I completely agree. Especially with the first one.
@WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga - i was thinking the same thing lmao
Yay! I agree with everything here. Life's no good if you're constantly having to pull your pants up. Those shorts are looking a little high-waterish. O.o
Agree!!!!
Agreeee.