Monday, 30 November 2009
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
image sourceWarning: This is highly satirical and stereotypical (kind of true though!) and was made with the intent of being funny. If you find any of these crude jokes offensive, then suck it up (nah, I apologize if you are).
So this is a list that I found (with the exception of a few I changed) on this site.
10. To have a baby
9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
8. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
7. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
6. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
5. To gossip
4. Eyelash curlers
3. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
2. PMs
1. OTHER WOMEN (I love this one the most by far)
So, what do you think of this list? Funny or lame? And which ones could you see applying to you?
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I counted 8 of those that my boyfriend is pretty understanding with (some more than me)-
Of course I understand all those things
haha.
lol. very true.
what are PMs? or is that PMS? frankly, i don't understand eyelash curlers.
haha about the colors.
I have never used eye lash curlers. I think they're lame.
Boys can understand how having a baby works. My brother learned so much about child birth when his wife was giving birth. He can explain a whole bunch of the terms, and what is happening when certain things are happening. It was cool.
Eyelash curlers...people still use those? I thought with all the mascara technology, most women discarded them...
i truly dont get 8, 3 and 6, i mean, if its the same color why name it different, its like the millions tones of white o.O white is white, i understand if it shines or not, but eeeh?
and above all i dnt understand other women really T_T
Haha! the bathroom scale one is SOO true.
i don't like how the things shift from being actual things to being infinitives. ugh.
that aside, men gossip too! just go on over to mancouch.
@hilaw@xanga - Agreed. That's one that I just don't see the need for.
Other than that I thought this post was cute. My boyfriend might not understand these things directly, but he is understanding of the emotional conflict of PMS and all of that, lol. Didn't find this offensive at all!
oh number 6. you forgot ecru and sand
I'm a women myself and even I have a hard time understanding women xD
@hilaw@xanga - @where_are_my_fritos@xanga - well they help with fakesies. fixes together the real lashes and the fake; keeps them from looking completely unnatural, you know?
and i take guff with #5. guys gossip just as much as girls do.
It irks me when guys ask if I'm moody because I'm PMSing. No guy should ever act like they understand PMS. They underestimate the pain and discomfort...if they only have to deal with cramps AND bloating...and be in our shoes before mocking the power of PMS.
That's pretty funny! My fav is #9!
I've yet to understand number 10.
3. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
oh please sometimes i think guys are way crazier with this
I don't like 9. even guys care about their weight and appearance, except most men care about building muscle and being bigger, while most women care about losing fat and getting smaller.
number 6. i can tell the difference, my boyfriend thinks everything that looks white is white. HAHA
I must secretly be a man because none of those make any sense to me.
i don't really understand 10. to make a baby...maybe i'm just not there yet.
I don't do 8 or 7, especially not 7.Â
You may wanna change #2 - I think you mean PMS, not PMs. PMs = personal messages. LOL.
And I think the majority of these are true.