Robert Pattinson Eats Corn, Falls Off a Piano, Scowls

Monday, 02 November 2009

Robert Pattinson Eats Corn, Falls Off a Piano, Scowls

man, this ear of corn makes me so angry. why do I have to wear this $#@!# bib?!
Relax, Lovelies, it's not some vaudeville Twilight fanfic.It's all for a photo shoot for Vanity Fair's December issue. What do you think of the pics?
this piano bench collapsed under the weight of my awesomeness
here I am brooding. the ladies love when I brood.
I wonder who's going home on Top Chef tonight. hopefully that godawful Robin. Hey, when did they undo those shirt buttons?
wait, did I remind Kristen to set the Tivo? or was I supposed to do it? I gotta get one of those Blackberry things.
RPattz photo shoot: hot or not?

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the one with the guitar case - douchebag
- 11/2/2009 10:06 PM
- tigerdauphin@xanga (message)
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so awkward... who is this??
- 11/2/2009 10:06 PM
- AngelStarr@xanga (message)
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NO. HE NEEDS TO WASH HIS MOTHER FREAKING HAIR. WHAT IS REALLY GOOD?!
- 11/2/2009 10:08 PM
- aN_amAYzInG_storrII@xanga (message)
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he's gonna get some major forehead lines
- 11/2/2009 10:08 PM
- kimtendo@xanga (message)
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3rd picture doesn't look bad, compared to the rest.
- 11/2/2009 10:10 PM
- Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga (message)
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I like the one with the bib the best.
- 11/2/2009 10:10 PM
- Salivarysatisfaction@datingish (message)
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The third photo... everything is so wrong with it. I mean, he is wearing a blazer/jacket, which would never go along with the shoes he's wearing... as if the pajama pants went with either. Bleck! What a mess!
- 11/2/2009 10:11 PM
- LoveYouToDeath16@xanga (message)
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he looks the same in every picture.
- 11/2/2009 10:12 PM
- stardustskye@xanga (message)
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Why is he so angry?
- 11/2/2009 10:13 PM
- Imnotcrazyjustinsane@xanga (message)
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the last one had potential to be decent.
all others, i just dont know what to say.
- 11/2/2009 10:14 PM
- laurenmaureen@xanga (message)
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i only like the corn one, i dont know its just so average. lets get some taylaut<3
- 11/2/2009 10:14 PM
- scartissue_quotes@xanga (message)
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these pics are dumb.
- 11/2/2009 10:14 PM
- XoAsianBabioX@xanga (message)
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@stardustskye@xanga - Haha, it's like he only has 1 facial expression.
- 11/2/2009 10:14 PM
- just_the_average_jane@xanga (message)
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rawr. i like.
- 11/2/2009 10:14 PM
- MissPixieGlitter@xanga (message)
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I only like the 3rd pic.
- 11/2/2009 10:15 PM
- HisKeiki@xanga (message)
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Love the captions! Haha
- 11/2/2009 10:16 PM
- ccarothers@xanga (message)
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I just like the captions. They made me chuckle :D
- 11/2/2009 10:17 PM
- Toetally_surveysx3@xanga (message)
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i just don't like him in general but he photoshoot was a not to me. he's a love him or hate him kind of feller!
- 11/2/2009 10:18 PM
- mTs (message)
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uhhhh haha he looks confused in all of them.
- 11/2/2009 10:20 PM
- b3withyou@xanga (message)
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lmao.

i only like the piano picture.
- 11/2/2009 10:21 PM
- xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga (message)
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i'm not even a Twilight fan. I mean i read the books but...eh. But i cannot help be a passionate advocate for the Robert-Pattison-is-drop-dead-fucking-gorgeous club. My inner feminist hates me for that, but i don't even care. He is marvelous...... Oh my god.... *sighs*
- 11/2/2009 10:22 PM
- fire_drill_09@xanga (message)
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stop talking about him. he's annoying
- 11/2/2009 10:23 PM
- krissierae08@xanga (message)
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Its like watching zoolander and trying to figure out the difference between "Blue Steel", "Le Tigre" and "Ferrar". They all look the same!!
- 11/2/2009 10:24 PM
- The_Tudor_Rose@xanga (message)
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Not. It looks like he tries too hard to be mopey.
- 11/2/2009 10:30 PM
- TakingxOverxMe@xanga (message)
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Wow, these look pretty hot.
- 11/2/2009 10:30 PM
- j_e_n@xanga (message)
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