Saturday, 17 October 2009

  • Why Is Halloween an Excuse to Dress Like a Skank?

    Why Is Halloween An Exuse to Dress Like a Skank? 

    I've always loved dressing up on Halloween ever since I was a little girl. I typically make most of my costumes (with a sewing machine or by taking a trip to a second-hand store) because I like being original. There have been years I wanted to be lazy and buy a costume, but I have two problems with buying a costume.

    1. 99% of women's costumes are skanky
    2. Even if I had no problem dressing like a skank, I live in New York. In New York Halloween is typically cold. Even if I'm inside at a party most of the day, I don't want to have to run out for five minutes in a mini skirt.

    I know there are fun modest costumes out there but the majority of them look like this:


    As far as I'm concerned none of these costumes are in any way original, they're just mini-skirts and high heels.
    These costumes were what the majority of ladies wore at the last Halloween party I went to.

    Here are few examples of the typical mini-skirt and heels costumes. These cases are a bit more special in that they don't make historical, practical or any kind of sense.

    1. Marie Antoinette


    The real Marie Antionette would never have worn anything like this! Not even a prostitute from the French Revolution would have worn this. Plus it's Halloween, if I was going as Marie, I'd throw fake blood around my neck and see if I could find a prop guilloteen of sorts.

    2. An Eskimo That is Going to get Hypothermia and Die


    I think the hypothermia is self explanatory.

    3. Spider-Girl


     
    This is not the real Spider-girl. The real Spider-girl is Spider-man's daughter. She wears a catsuit just like him and doesn't wear stilettos.  Besides, what happened to female superheroes? This year I've seen a lot of ads for female versions of male superheroes.

    4. A Nurse


    I know the sexy nurse is something that has been around for years, but it really annoys me that normal nurse costumes don't exist. Last year I dressed up as the nurse joker. I couldn't find a nurse costume that wasn't skanky so I ended up buying a lab coat at a second hand store and using that. It wasn't perfect but I think it was closer to the nurse joker than any skanky nurse costume could've gotten me. I also wore sneakers when I went out, just like real nurses do because they're on their feet all day.

     

     
    Yes, I will admit that I eventually got cold. But, I did wear a trench coat and had a pair of jeans in my bag. The year before last I went as the star from Mario (I cut a star out of yellow poster paper and drew eyes on it) and I'm still thinking of what I'm going to dress up as this year.


    So, when did Halloween become the day to dress like a skank? Ladies, would you wear any of these costumes, especially if where you live its typically cold on Halloween? Would you rather more people wore interesting original costumes?

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