Do, Dump, Marry: Female Edition

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Do, Dump, Marry: Female Edition
As I was commenting on the post Do, Dump, Marry: Vampire Edition, I had an epiphany. Why don't we have a girl's version of Do, Dump, Marry, but not exactly the same.....

So I took the most popular Jessicas in showbiz (Editor's Note: "This is a FANTASTIC idea." - Jessica) and pitted them against each other. In the first Be, Best Friend, or Turn Bi For that I know of, you choose from three celebrity Jessicas, and you pick one who you would like to be, one to be your best friend, and one you would turn bi for.

1. Jessica Alba - the mother, actress, and role model (above)
2. Jessica Biel - the girl next door, actress, and (ex?)-girlfriend of JT
3. Jessica Simpson - the singer, entrepreneur, and ex-wife of NL

Choose by how lovely they are, how well they act, or by how they are just so dang pretty! Your choice: Be, BFF, Turn Bi For!

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Do Jessica Alba, Dump Jessica Simpson, and Marry Jessica Biel.
- 10/14/2009 10:15 AM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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Hahaa, I don't really like any of these girls. :/

Do Alba. DUMP BIEL, for sure. I want JT for myself, please ;) And marry Jess, I guess.
- 10/14/2009 10:16 AM
- katiwitz@xanga (message)
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be bffs with j.b, b.e. ja...and just all round nothing to do with j.s. she sucks.
- 10/14/2009 10:22 AM
- kaos_calle@xanga (message)
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do jessica alba, dump jessica simpson, marry jessica biel
- 10/14/2009 10:32 AM
- iiinfinitesimal@xanga (message)
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Do Alba, do Biel, and laugh at Simpson. I don't care for any of them, but I wouldn't mind fucking the first two just for shits and giggles.
- 10/14/2009 10:34 AM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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i'll do them all. xD
- 10/14/2009 11:04 AM
- XoAsianBabioX@xanga (message)
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is it just me or does jessica alba's right boob look odd?
anyway..
alba-do
biel-marry
simpson-dump, she's not my type lol
- 10/14/2009 11:31 AM
- UnVolume@xanga (message)
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Be: Jessica Biel
BFF: uhhh..NOT Jessica Simpson.
Turn Bi: Jessica Alba.
haha.
xo
- 10/14/2009 11:38 AM
- JessxMaxine@xanga (message)
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Marry Alba, Dump Biel, Avoid Simpson at all costs.
- 10/14/2009 11:44 AM
- tragic_smile@xanga (message)
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Do Alba, Dump Biel, Marry Simpson
- 10/14/2009 12:15 PM
- itsmissraerae@xanga (message)
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Do Alba, Dump Simpson, Marry Biel. =]
- 10/14/2009 12:24 PM
- KristInRainbows@xanga (message)
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so I would turn Bi for Alba, be BFFs with Simpson, but I don't want to be Biel haha.
as for do dump marry, do simpson, dump biel, and marry Alba. :)
- 10/14/2009 1:07 PM
- stardustskye@xanga (message)
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i love alba but i cant stand biel or simpson. yuck
- 10/14/2009 1:14 PM
- baby_face_nelson@xanga (message)
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biel do
alba marry
simpson dump
- 10/14/2009 1:17 PM
- zzz_beauty@xanga (message)
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I am not a fan of any of these ladies...at all.
- 10/14/2009 1:24 PM
- Jasper_Speaks@xanga (message)
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Jessica albas boobs look pointy >_>
- 10/14/2009 1:28 PM
- savingeagle@xanga (message)
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be simpson
best friend biel
do alba
- 10/14/2009 1:52 PM
- Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga (message)
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Your Way:
Be Jessica Simpson
BFF Jessica Biel
Turn Bi Jessica Alba
Classic Way:
Do Jessica Alba
Dump Jessica Biel
Marry Jessica Simpson
If I was a guy, or rolled that way.
- 10/14/2009 2:41 PM
- laurenmaureen@xanga (message)
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Do I have to????

Dump Simpson
Do Biel.
Marry Alba
- 10/14/2009 3:08 PM
- Erika_Steele@xanga (message)
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JESSICA SIMPSON SUCKS, BY FAR WOULD WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER

Do jessica albamarry biel
- 10/14/2009 3:14 PM
- JennieSouc@xanga (message)
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do alba. dump simpson. marry biel! for sure!
- 10/14/2009 3:16 PM
- calisartangel16@xanga (message)
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ehhh none. they're all terrible actresses.
- 10/14/2009 3:43 PM
- parkedxenergy@xanga (message)
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i like how half the commenters didn't even bother reading the post to see that the rules were changed.
- 10/14/2009 4:03 PM
- cornyonacob@xanga (message)
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Do Jessica Biel, Dump Jessica Simpson, Date Jessica Alba
- 10/14/2009 4:11 PM
- Swhatley@xanga (message)
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be biel, bff w/ simpson, and turn bi for alba.
- 10/14/2009 4:22 PM
- christ_has_bled@xanga (message)
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