Tuesday, 22 September 2009

  • Weird Product of the Day: The Boyfriend Arm Pillow

    Weird Product of the Day: The Boyfriend Arm Pillow

    I'm single, Lovelies. And sometimes, it blows. You know when you've had a hard day and want to come home to a big hug and a cuddle from a boyfriend? That's when it blows especially.

    But luckily, the makers of the Boyfriend Arm Pillow are looking out for us single ladies. According to them, "the Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a uniquely designed memory foam pillow that gives females the feeling of being embraced by a real man without the snoring, tossing and turning."

    He can't put a ring on it (he's only got one hand, and it's made of fiberfil), but he'll give you that snuggly feeling of a warm embrace.

    This is the best part: here's the list of what Mr. Affectionate Appendage can do for you:

  • Provides secure sense of comfort (lol! it's a creepy crash test dummy pillow!)
  • Torso and arm comfortably wrap around the body (does it try to grope your butt like a real guy?)
  • All the positives of sleeping with your boyfriend without all the negatives (hahaha, oh my)
  • Great sleeping companion for single ladies (yep, who needs husbands when we could just come home to this thing every night?)
  • A fun and original gift idea! (but how would you wrap it?)
  • Your stuffed soul mate is available for only $34.95, but for hygiene purposes, he is non-returnable.

    Have you guys seen this before? Would you try it, or maybe give it as a gift? Is it sexist?

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