The 10 Weirdest Hello Kitty Products Ever

Saturday, 19 September 2009

The 10 Weirdest Hello Kitty Products Ever

Hello Kitty is as cute as she is ubiquitous. We've all witnessed her ability to show up on household products like toasters. And I'll confess, I'm secretly in lust over the Fender Hello Kitty electric guitar. But besides the usual cutesy products, for some people, it's a weird Sanrio world out there, Lovelies. Here are the ten weirdest places Hello Kitty has reared her mouthless, bow-sporting head.
The Hello Kitty-fied Piano. (above) Because nothing says "serious musician" like a cute cartoon cat hovering above your Bach sheet music.
Hello Kitty pasties! noooooo! NO.

HK Men's Underwear. Lovelies, if you can find a straight male who will wear these, I just might personally buy them for you.

Hello Kitty Panty Liners - a cute, cuddly friend for your raging monthly friend

Hello Kitty microscope - I wonder if the labs here at Yale would be interested in ordering a set?

Hello Kitty contacts. Can you see out of these? Do you just see little Hello Kitty faces? How does that not freak the hell out of everyone you meet??

Hello Kitty dogwear. Yeah, that dog looks so thrilled to be wearing his HK rabbit ears onesie.

HK assault weapons. Nothing says "take down Osama bin Laden" like Pepto-Bismol pink.

Hello Kitty will help you -- well, not you, MEN-- pee properly with this urinal target.

At Taiwan's Hello Kitty resort, you can slumber away in complete Sanrio-sponsored slumber.
Pictures are from the awesome website kittyhell.com, where you can see even more of these!
All right, which of these is the worst? Are there any you like?

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you forgot one. http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=12AJ09&ref=gla807&src=gv&mref=toy-2225094
- 9/19/2009 10:08 PM
- frozencherries@xanga (message)
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I want to go to Hello Kitty house! OMG. I love Asia. U.S sucks. T.T
- 9/19/2009 10:08 PM
- cherrypopstar@xanga (message)
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i actually like the panty liners.
if i used them.
LOL
- 9/19/2009 10:09 PM
- zzz_beauty@xanga (message)
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Brilliant marketing, there.
- 9/19/2009 10:10 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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hello kitty contacts?! no way lol
- 9/19/2009 10:14 PM
- Peridot21@xanga (message)
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That resort looks cool :D
But those eye contacts scare me.
- 9/19/2009 10:14 PM
- zxzeebrastar@xanga (message)
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the piano is so pretty!
- 9/19/2009 10:21 PM
- KimisBarbie@xanga (message)
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@frozencherries@xanga - I knew someone would mention the vibes! I've actually seen them in multiple styles, lol.
- 9/19/2009 10:21 PM
- KristInRainbows@xanga (message)
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HAHA I would love to buy my guy friends that airsoft that Hello Kitty gun.
- 9/19/2009 10:23 PM
- imyourstargirl@xanga (message)
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This cracks me up. I've actually seen a bunch of these, although most of these aren't licensed Sanrio products.
The Hello Kitty AR is the best, imo.
Give me a Hello Kitty AR in 6.5mm Grendel and that would be awesome.
We've operated Sanrio Stores for the last 31 years, so we've seen a lot of random weird shit go by through that time. One of the perks of owning Sanrio stores is that the Sanrio JP company itself sends you random test product to see if you like it or not. This is why I have a Hello Kitty An-Pan maker and lava lamp and rice cooker among other things.
Back in 199...pshh... 7 or so, we were considering opening a Sanrio Puroland amusement park, similar to Disneyland here in the US, but the demographic wouldn't support it. It's kind of too bad.
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My favorite though, personally, is in fact a Hello Kitty shot glass that I'm drinking from at this very moment, that's clear with a etched glass Kitty face and a heart below it, that I have been drinking 151 from for the last 3 years. I think it's particularly funny to be taking shots of one of the most ridiculous liquors ever made from it. Because omg Hello Kitty + holy f*cking shit 151 death. This is another one, btw, of the random test products that Sanrio JP company provides to us during Pre-Book. BTW, I said hell f*cking yeah, re: Hello Kitty shot glasses.
Too bad Nakajima doesn't listen to drunk people. OFW.
My mother thought it was a "little cup" and wanted to give it to one of my baby nieces. AHAHAHAH. Um, no mom. I'm taking that shit for myself.
Let me see if I can take a photo of it and upload before my 15 minutes is up...
My favorite Hello Kitty Shot Glass
Yes :D
- 9/19/2009 10:54 PM
- chow@ireallylikefood (message)
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LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
-fan girl squeal-
- 9/19/2009 10:27 PM
- cutesycharm@xanga (message)
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set apart from the pack...

I like " Hello Kitty "but like Barbi sometimes people can take it too far. There are some pictures I like and some really hurt my eyes; I don't think I have to mention which pictures those are, do I ?
I have to admit , at the risk of being called tacky that I like the piano a lot !
- 9/19/2009 10:34 PM
- Gileen@xanga (message)
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Poor Hello Kitty, she's on everything. I like the house and the undies and the guy in them. On Eden's fantasy I saw a Hello Kitty viberator, who wants to tickle their kitty with Hello Kitty lol.
- 9/19/2009 10:33 PM
- openmindedgirlk@xanga (message)
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Everything rocks except the pasties.

My dog has a Hello Kitty dress. LOL. My friend in Canada sent it to her for Christmas last year, it's so cute! I still have the picture of my pup wearing it if anyone wants to seeeeee!!

the weirdest yet cute & useful HK thing I got is face blotters. I want to save the box so I'm not using that one yet. My friend went home to Hong Kong for a few days & got it for me.
- 9/19/2009 10:36 PM
- Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga (message)
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HAHAHA these are sooo funnyy :P
- 9/19/2009 10:36 PM
- laurenmaureen@xanga (message)
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Oh god, internet, please stop raping my childhood. D: I did not need to see the pasties.
- 9/19/2009 10:43 PM
- live_for_love@xanga (message)
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I vant it alll :)
- 9/19/2009 10:54 PM
- hodtos@xanga (message)
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ok. i really need to go to that hello kitty resort!!
- 9/19/2009 10:58 PM
- kpxls1@xanga (message)
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I want to go to the HK resort.
- 9/19/2009 11:02 PM
- pinkkiex53@xanga (message)
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<3 it all, even if it's weird!
- 9/19/2009 11:10 PM
- betterdesigned@xanga (message)
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dats hawt qurl.
- 9/19/2009 11:13 PM
- stealingtheory@xanga (message)
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omg, I remember seeing some girl on facebook pist up hello kitty contacts saying she wanted them..
like wow. it's just CREEEEPPPPPPAAAAEEE.
I have always wanted a hello kitty toaster though :(
- 9/19/2009 11:14 PM
- ordinary_gir1@xanga (message)
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love the piano!
- 9/19/2009 11:14 PM
- Snoog420@xanga (message)
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Best men's underwear ever! Haha that's awesome. I was also NOT expecting to see those pasties.
- 9/19/2009 11:15 PM
- IntheGoldenWest@xanga (message)
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Ok the worst is a tie between the house and the gun. I mean seriously. And the creepiest/coolest are the contacts.
- 9/19/2009 11:18 PM
- whisper2me73@xanga (message)
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