Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • Ugly Tattoos

    Getting a tattoo is serious business. Before you shell out big bucks to have someone permanently etch something on you with needles, maybe you should proofread it? Or double check your spelling? Or run it by someone else to make sure it's a decent idea?

    I don't think these people did any of that.

    Defeats the purpose, doesn't it? This one might as well say, "I'M A LOSR."

     

    Portrait tattoos must be difficult, but this one is just horribly done. Look at the teeth! And they gave her no neck!

     

    My biggest grammatical pet peeve EVER, now in permanent ink. "Your" does not equal "you are," people!

    I'm sorry, Scott, wherever you are, but now you'll never be able to rob a bank shirtless.

    In case you ever want your back to resemble the side of a McDonald's Happy Meal box, use this as a model.

    This totally baffles me.

    Twilight tattoos: I don't have a tattoo, but if I did get one, it would be something related to me, not some trendy thing that I'll eventually get tired of. And especially not over both of my forearms or my neck! Yes, that first one is a sleeve of Robert Pattinson.

    See above.

    "Hey, Steve! What kind of tattoo should I get? An anchor? Something for Mom? I know! Some kind of chair! No, not a recliner...I kinda like that one in my office."

    The classy way to get six-pack abs! Get it? Get it?? Okay.

    Do you have a tattoo? Do you like it or regret it?

Comments (204)

  • kayla_fersherr@xanga

    those are the most unfortunate tattoos that i've ever seen!! lol

  • Ich_liebe_michx3@xanga

    i would SO get my money back for the portrait. it looks nothing like her & kinda looks like a man....

    poor guy... well, maybe he likes it
  • love2sing1219@xanga
  • anonymous

    Wow, you don't that much about the art world do you.

    The banana tattoo which other people have already mentioned is an Andy Warhol/Velvet Underground tattoo, and the tattoo of the chair is a famous chair designed by Charles and Ray Eames, who revolutionized modern design so much to the point that least year the post office released a set of stamps featuring their work. The chair that is tattooed on his forearm is housed at the Musuem of Modern Art in NYC. So it's actually a really cool tattoo to have if you are into modern design.

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