Wednesday, 08 July 2009

  • Ugly Tattoos

    Getting a tattoo is serious business. Before you shell out big bucks to have someone permanently etch something on you with needles, maybe you should proofread it? Or double check your spelling? Or run it by someone else to make sure it's a decent idea?

    I don't think these people did any of that.

    Defeats the purpose, doesn't it? This one might as well say, "I'M A LOSR."

     

    Portrait tattoos must be difficult, but this one is just horribly done. Look at the teeth! And they gave her no neck!

     

    My biggest grammatical pet peeve EVER, now in permanent ink. "Your" does not equal "you are," people!

    I'm sorry, Scott, wherever you are, but now you'll never be able to rob a bank shirtless.

    In case you ever want your back to resemble the side of a McDonald's Happy Meal box, use this as a model.

    This totally baffles me.

    Twilight tattoos: I don't have a tattoo, but if I did get one, it would be something related to me, not some trendy thing that I'll eventually get tired of. And especially not over both of my forearms or my neck! Yes, that first one is a sleeve of Robert Pattinson.

    See above.

    "Hey, Steve! What kind of tattoo should I get? An anchor? Something for Mom? I know! Some kind of chair! No, not a recliner...I kinda like that one in my office."

    The classy way to get six-pack abs! Get it? Get it?? Okay.

    Do you have a tattoo? Do you like it or regret it?

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Comments (204)

  • msakiki@xanga

    hmmm... although they seem random to you The recliner and Banana just might mean something special to them :-\ 
  • aliyya786@xanga

    Whoa, the one that says "look after my heart" kind of looks like a morgue photo!
  • kimtendo@xanga

    I like the last one. xD

    The others were really stupid (they could have been drunk when they got it) and I don't like Twilight...at all. I feel bad for that girl in the portrait too.

    Oh wait, she's dead right? Hence "In loving memory."

    Good thing she wasn't able to see it. :c
  • xjadersx@xanga

    Rob Patterson doesn't even portray a good Edward faggots 
  • Nina1981@xanga

    LOL awesome is spelled incorrectly... wow.. sad.
    I have a kanji character on each inner wrist.. one of them looks great, but I think the guy kinda messed up on the other, it doesn't look so pretty... someday I may have it removed.
    When I was 19 I got a fairy on my back... It looks cool but the guy went way too deep so it's pretty much 3-D.. not cool, but oh well.
    And my most recent tattoo is my wedding band!  We got matching tat wedding bands... the guy kinda messed up on mine (I have bad luck apparently) so I need to get it touched up sometime. 

    I like tattoos, but some just look trashy.  It all depends where they are, and what they are of.

  • B1ANCACACA@xanga

    I love my tattoos :)  A girl in my class has a tattoo on her back that says know your writes. but the w in know looks like an n so it definitely looks like knon haha
  • abcdefgaby@xanga

    @B1ANCACACA@xanga - Shouldn't it be "know your rights?" That poor girl. Hah.
  • abh816@xanga

    Wowww. That portrait turned a pretty girl into something I would have nightmares about. How sad.
  • crazysogul@xanga

    im not a tatoo fan. i like to keep my body intact.
  • sunshinesasha@xanga

    i honestly do not see a problem with the star wars tattoo. many people are major star wars fans and take their star wars seriously. if that's what the man likes, then i think thats great. star wars will last forever...its not just a fad and star wars can actually mean something to someone. the worst would definitely have to be the twilight tattoos (definitely robert pattinson one) seeing as its only the main trendy fad now. its just like all the people getting the tribal tattoos around their arm because it was the huge fad at that time. now, people look at it and regret it because they weren't really involved in a tribe, didn't have some special spiritual gathering or connection involving that symbol, and it didn't really mean anything to them. (just look at pam anderson's lovely tribe tattoo smacked across her arm) people do get some really stupid tattoos and alot of people don't think before they get them. trust me...if you've ever been to a college campus, there's alot of people there that will put any type of ink on their body just to fit in. as of the current moment, i do not have a tattoo but i do plan to get one sometime. but when i do, it will mean something to me. although everyone says that, i hope they do follow through with it. cause most people say that and then when the time comes, they feel pressured into getting one and hurry up and pick something that just looks cute...not meaningful.
  • sibutramina@xanga

    hahahaha tattoes dont need to have a meaning XDD i give thumbsup to all the ugly tattooes!
  • HereInMyVoid@xanga

    i have two, getting two more soon, put a lot of thought into all of them though. no regrets.
    those are just.. wow. just awful. the "your"/"you're" thing makes me cringe too. but they're all pretty bad. what is wrong with people?
  • tears_foraffairs@xanga

    i think i'm the only one on the planet anymore who thinks tattoos are dumb.

  • whisperitloudly@xanga

    I love, love, love my tattoo.  But it was something I thought about for 4 years before deciding on.  If something is going to be there permanently, I want it meaningful.  I do not want to treat my body like scrap paper.
  • thingamabobbie@xanga

    Fucking hate Twilight. 
  • Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga

    The twilight one with the ribbon, flower, and chess piece actually looks kind of cool. The others are just funny.
  • Sugar_Sassy@xanga

    lol I love the six pack one- massive tool!
    I can't believe someone got Robert tattooed to their arm :-S oh dear.

    I have been thinking of getting a tatt for ages, as my fiance is getting writing on his chest (lyrics in remembrance of his dad, which are beautiful and fitting) and I want one, but can't honestly think of anything to have tattooed, or where! lol. Might just stick to piercings I can remove when I get bored :)
  • lifesafairyxtale@xanga

    I LOVE MY TATTOOS!!!!!!!!!!
  • live_love_learn625@xanga

    i actually like the one twilight one of the flower draining down. i think it looks great. as for the rest- not so much. 
  • Chelhawk@xanga

    Some of these are pretty badly done. I do have one, of my child's foot from the day she was born, on my right shoulder. I definitely do not regret it.
  • KimisBarbie@xanga

    i was so nervous about getting a portrait of my son because of all the ugly ones i've seen, but mine's amazing and i'll never get tired of looking at it.
  • AndRelyingOnACalendar@xanga

    I think that the office chair is fucking sweet!!!!! So is the banana one (which I think may be Andy Warhol related?).  Starwars may be really important to that person, so, why not?

    I do agree, though, that the portrait is awful : (
  • AmistadBaby@xanga

    Those are hilarious. I'd have to admit, though. If I were to ever get tatoos, I have three in mind, all dorky. The bartskull that Pete Wentz has, but on my lower back, the Cullen crest, and the Hogwarts crest. Probably the crests on the insides of my ankles or something, or inside my wrists,


    I'm a loser, lol. Really, I am.
  • jjust4me159@xanga

    I think people take tattoo's too seiously, I got one done spontaneously and even if I regret it later i'll remeber how much fun it was when I got it.  and I can always cover it with make-up


    Most of these I dont think are that bad, I thought the name tag was cute and the the morning after will be alot less akward cause i'll remember his name lol
  • PenaltyLife@xanga

    i like the banana one, it's andy warhol-esque. (or is it? i don't even know for sure)

    but to me, tattoos are dumb. in general.

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