Mom, Please Don't Talk About My Boobs!

Thursday, 04 June 2009

Mom, Please Don't Talk About My Boobs!
Before heading to Venice Beach for a fun-filled afternoon, my friends and I had to stop by Casey's house to pick up the two girls. The girls were sitting out on the porch with their moms, and we joined them for a pleasant chat. My friend Ryan's dad also came outside to see what everyone was up to. Casey was sitting on her mom's lap and leaning backwards, resting her head on Sandy's shoulder. Sandy lifted up her daughter's t-shirt.

"Look at what Casey just got! She got her navel pierced!!" She announced to the rest of us.

I glanced uncomfortably at the sixteen year old's exposed midriff and thought about how my mom makes me throw away pairs of jeans that she declares are "too low."

"You're like... stripping her naked!" Ryan exclaimed. "Eh, it's nothing we haven't seen before," his dad joked.

Uhhh... That's awkward. lol. In his defense, their families are really close. They've been on countless camping and boating trips together since the kids were little.

"Yeah, it's not as bad as that one time when I was tying Casey's bikini top and accidentally dropped it. That's when Matt's boat pulled up right in front of us. Oh, she screamed!!!" Sandy said, laughing. "But it's alright. Casey didn't have any boobs back then."

(My internal reaction was something like this: )

Casey didn't seem to mind at all. "I still don't have boobs," she chimed in.

"Well, you had some cleavage with that one dress... but that was 'cause you were wearing those stick-on boobs," Sandy said thoughtfully. "Lexi had those too, didn't you, sweetie? Sweat puddles up in there."

Keep in mind that there were two 19 year old guys and a grown man present. It's hard to imagine the situation with my own mom, but MAN! I think I would be mortified if my mom was talking about my boobs in mixed company.

This reminds me of this one time in 7th grade when I was in the car with three other girls and my friend's mom, who was driving us to school in the morning. "Lauren's breasts have been getting tender," she informed us. "Have yours gotten tender too?"

LOL!!!

Is it ever appropriate for moms to talk about their daughter's boobs in front of their friends??!

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my mom announced to everyone that my boobs were fake.

then i flashed everyone.
- 6/4/2009 7:17 PM
- abcxunt@xanga (message)
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Id be scared shitless. and embarrassed.
but.. i know my mom would never talk about my boobs to her friends/infront of mine. so its all good.
- 6/4/2009 7:19 PM
- spanz@xanga (message)
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WOW.
Maybe in front of my cousins, CLOSE cousins, and maybe in front my best girl friends, but in front of teenage boys and a grown man?
Uhmm, no.
Never.
That's awkward.
- 6/4/2009 7:19 PM
- ambercucumber@xanga (message)
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arkwarddd to the max man
good thing no one talks about my boobs
cause they're neither too big / too small
- 6/4/2009 7:20 PM
- phuck_diz_shiz@xanga (message)
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omfg. i would just be embarassed and will never come out of my shell >.< omg. lol
- 6/4/2009 7:23 PM
- UnopenedSuitcases@xanga (message)
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Haa.
If my mom wants to attempt to make shit awkward, I'll just laugh it off.
- 6/4/2009 7:23 PM
- TakingxOverxMe@xanga (message)
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@abcxunt@xanga - YOU ARE AWESOME.

I'm just going to reply to your comments from now on.
- 6/4/2009 7:25 PM
- Dare2BDiferentt@xanga (message)
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that is so awkwardd lol.

and no. never. hahaha
- 6/4/2009 7:28 PM
- lilaznswtness421@xanga (message)
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haha

i comment on my boobs and then my mom comments,

and if my dad is present he just kinda slinks out of the room XDDDD

and my friends and i are pretty open when it comes to that kind of stuff.

although def. not with any guys around. unless we're trying to make them run away haha
- 6/4/2009 7:29 PM
- poetrymyescapefromreality5@xanga (message)
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It's definitely okay if there are no guys around. Maybe a little awkward, but acceptable :).
- 6/4/2009 7:29 PM
- xperlerare@xanga (message)
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@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - you just wanna see my boobs.
- 6/4/2009 7:31 PM
- abcxunt@xanga (message)
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@abcxunt@xanga - lol thats a good one
- 6/4/2009 7:31 PM
- Jerryx321@xanga (message)
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@abcxunt@xanga - Hahaha. You said it, not me.
- 6/4/2009 7:32 PM
- Dare2BDiferentt@xanga (message)
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Horrifying!!! Poor girl, but at least she didn't seem to mind, I guess.
- 6/4/2009 7:34 PM
- cd867@xanga (message)
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it's really not a big deal at all. there are bigger deals in life. face it, every woman has boobs, who cares?
- 6/4/2009 7:38 PM
- DOAFA@xanga (message)
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@abcxunt@xanga - GOOD ONE! ^_^
- 6/4/2009 7:38 PM
- NoMoreThinSpos@xanga (message)
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o_O; It's a part of the body.
Like if she was talking about my skin or my hair. Wtf? People have weird inhibitions.
- 6/4/2009 7:39 PM
- Mangonese@xanga (message)
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@DOAFA@xanga - *thumbs up*
- 6/4/2009 7:40 PM
- Mangonese@xanga (message)
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bwahaha, i have no doubt my parents would never do that so i don't have an opinion XD
- 6/4/2009 8:00 PM
- xsPoNgEs_go_SQUISHx13@xanga (message)
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My mom and my 2 model sisters talk about boobs all the time!
- 6/4/2009 8:03 PM
- Cultur3sh0x@xanga (message)
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My mom talks about mine sometimes.
It's embarrassing.
But I deal with it.
- 6/4/2009 8:08 PM
- xblackoutsummer@xanga (message)
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your post is plain LOL and really, very, very awkward.

im okay talking to girls about my boobs, my mom --perhaps? its oaky but still bit awk

but with guys around? no!
- 6/4/2009 8:16 PM
- fuzzi_mushroom@xanga (message)
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That's rather embaressing... If I were you I would have been uncomfortable as well.
- 6/4/2009 8:16 PM
- GrassUnderMyFeet@xanga (message)
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@NoMoreThinSpos@xanga -
@Jerryx321@xanga -
it actually happened. now a carpool of old farts has seen my fantastic chest.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - you didn't say no!
- 6/4/2009 8:17 PM
- abcxunt@xanga (message)
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@abcxunt@xanga - Haha, now you're just trying to get me to say it. I'm on to you.
- 6/4/2009 8:21 PM
- Dare2BDiferentt@xanga (message)
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