Undress Men While Applying Lip Gloss

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Undress Men While Applying Lip Gloss

It's a rare thing for me to walk into a store and immediately be floored by the next, new product stocked on the Sephora shelves. However, tonight was a rare exception. The first thing that caught my eyes was of course the new Urban Decay Pocket Rocket Lip Gloss.

Its tagline is, "Undress our men with the flick of your wrist," undoubtedly providing the most entertaining lip gloss known to mankind. And before you even begin to ask, no, this revolutionary lip gloss doesn't stop there. Not only can you undress the various 8 men on each tube with the flick of your wrist, but you can also rub the tube to lure a real man. And I'm not kidding (this is the actual claim on the box).
While I am standing in the front of the store reading this "claim" aloud to my friend, I cannot get over how amazing this lip gloss is. Clever and exciting packaging, sexy men, and alluring lip gloss: what more could I ask for, honestly?
And to top it off, there's a different man on each gloss tube, even one with a man and a baby, obviously triggering the motherhood demographic (just in time for Mother's Day, no?). Then there's the punk guy (James, they call him), the outdoorsy guy (Kirk), and the tattooed rocker (Jesse), among others.
Unfortunately, my shopping trip eventually had to come to an end and although I didn't end up walking out of the store with a Pocket Rocket, I told myself there's always a next time. And I know by the time I go back and end up getting either James, David, Eric, Kirk, Doug, Jesse, Julio, or Timothy, it will be the best $19 I've ever spent.
Available at: www.urbandecay.com, $19

What do you think of this lip gloss? Which guy do you plan on buying?

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Ahh I saw this in Ulta ! ahahaha
Urban Decay's products are amazingly odd, but I like them.Especially this one ;PPjoking, joking.
I would buy the punk guy :Dhe's pretty hot, I must say ^_^gosh i'm such a loser ^_^;;;
- 5/14/2009 7:27 PM
- SamiiSaysHaii@xanga (message)
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LMAO. WHAT THE. I don't use gloss.
- 5/14/2009 7:28 PM
- fried_ryce@xanga (message)
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david, eric, and timothy looks delicious :]
- 5/14/2009 7:37 PM
- UnopenedSuitcases@xanga (message)
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no thank you
- 5/14/2009 7:41 PM
- Kristenmomof3@xanga (message)
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i fully support the objectification of men. it's only fair =) i'm not spending $19 for lipgloss though but i support it nonetheless
- 5/14/2009 7:43 PM
- allurevixen@xanga (message)
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"Undress our men with the flick of your wrist,"
ROFLOL!!!!!! AHHHHAAHAAAhaaahHAAhaaaaHAAAHA....
- 5/14/2009 7:43 PM
- Lynnjynh9315@xanga (message)
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Interesting but, I don't need that on my make up.
- 5/14/2009 7:45 PM
- findingliberty@xanga (message)
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Interesting.

Wouldn't spend $19 on any gloss, not matter how "awesome" it is tho.

:e)
- 5/14/2009 7:48 PM
- Broken_Beautiful@xanga (message)
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James & Timothy are hot. :3
I just might treat myself to some new lip gloss ~
- 5/14/2009 7:53 PM
- journalofsparkles@xanga (message)
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I haven't tried their lip gloss I usually prefer burts bees. He doesn't undress but at least he looks manly. LOL All the guys on this lip gloss are "pretty boys"...I guess spending too much time with male models growing up has given me an aversion to the type.
- 5/14/2009 7:56 PM
- echois23@xanga (message)
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that looks SO cool.
i wanna try it.
- 5/14/2009 8:04 PM
- withlove_c@xanga (message)
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this is the most useless thing Ive ever read about.
- 5/14/2009 8:14 PM
- MaddisLongshore@xanga (message)
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Lol. looks awesome.
- 5/14/2009 8:18 PM
- spanz@xanga (message)
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oooo i think i need some new (Eric!) lip gloss...
- 5/14/2009 9:09 PM
- Peridot21@xanga (message)
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i am extremely picky with my lipglosses. def not buying. ive seen this in sephora. im more of a mac/nars lipgloss gal
- 5/14/2009 9:10 PM
- x__MYJAdEdLULLAbY@xanga (message)
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hahhaha that's interesting.
- 5/14/2009 9:10 PM
- MomoLikesChoco@xanga (message)
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omg that is sooo cute!!!
- 5/14/2009 9:18 PM
- s_h_a_sha@xanga (message)
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That is.... different.
That would be a hilarious gift for a lingerie shower.
- 5/14/2009 9:28 PM
- eskeemo_kisses@xanga (message)
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gift wise, its great.
for myself, no thank you.
- 5/14/2009 9:41 PM
- xclamation_love@xanga (message)
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they can undress you

period
- 5/14/2009 10:04 PM
- immaairheadxl@xanga (message)
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Hahahahahahahaha
- 5/14/2009 10:40 PM
- chix0rgirl@xanga (message)
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@xclamation_love@xanga - same here
its such a joke
i rather have a regular tube of lipgloss
- 5/14/2009 10:52 PM
- phuck_diz_shiz@xanga (message)
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haha yes! this is my post that i submitted! :)
- 5/14/2009 11:28 PM
- DOAFA@xanga (message)
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WOW!
- 5/14/2009 11:30 PM
- goD_I_V_Aunc10@xanga (message)
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and thanks so much for featuring my post!

here's the original post, by the way: http://doafa.xanga.com/701394817/item/
- 5/14/2009 11:40 PM
- DOAFA@xanga (message)
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