One of my favorite things to do when watching 30 Rock is reading Frank’s trucker hat every episode. It’s always different and it is always hilarious. So when I came across this complete list of every single thing his trucker hat has ever said from beginning to end, I just had to share it with you. Check out the list below.


[via Style.Mtv]

Ninja Expert
Done Deal
Extra Sausage
Joystick Master
Arcade Champ
Bigfoot Expert
Hand Held
ESP Tutor
Kung Fu Beech
Over Easy
Rods
Beef N Bean
Karate Sluts
Smells
High Score
Extra Cheese
1,000,000 Points
UFO Cop
Squeeze It
Coool As Ice
Time Travel Agent
Liz Rocks
Atomic Super Kick
Beef Ravioli
Mash Potatos
Bahama Trapezoid
Mysterdy Solver
Alabama Legsweep
Alien Knight Force
Force Field
Coin Operated
Kill Screen
Ready
Balls
Field Hockey Coach
And
Karate Prom
Beef
Got It
Handy Man
Ole
Power Tool
Right Boot
Atlantis Lifeguard
Harvard
Kayfabe
Shower Scene
Ho Ho Horny
Or
Exactly
Rescue Team
Trap Do_r
Speling Expirt
Sumo Dog
Slo Bot
Horny
Alien Abductee
Role Model
Bronx Golf Club
Foley Artist
Night Chicks
Feelin It
Phase 3
Pinball Mechanic
*Jumbled Letters*
Emotional Friend
Incompl_te
Two Fare Zone
Reverse Pendulum
Drapes
Laser Disc
Game Changer
Constant Craving
Flowers
Space Gravy
Crop Octagon
Drapes Carpet
Disco Fries
Long Pips
Not Guilty
Spaceship Owner
Seemiller Grip
Wet To Activate
Because
Scanner
First Class
Sdrawkcab
Shark Cop
Teenage Grandpa
I’m Cool
PG 25
Blank
I tried
In Training
Karate Hockey
Soccer
Delete
Night beast
Wide And Tight
Busway
Pound For Pound
Dial Up Access
Intestinal Fortitude
All The Way
Under The Bottom
Free Parking
Sort Of Loaded
Tow Away Zone
Defcon 50
Last Shot First
Monster Truck Wrestling
Fed
TBD
Mason Storm
Wet Tacos
I Did It
1 Card Monte
Half Centaur
Lips
Burrito
Read
Former Cyclops
VWD
Snow Ranger
Beef
Space Karate
Good Pieces
Pocket Dialer
Single
Bottom Feeder
Why
Long And Twisted
Promotional Consideration
Cream Sauce
Full Tank
Speed Glue
Dream Reader
Cheese Gravy
Man Scene
Straining Order
Regional Dishonor Society
Snake Biter
Code Breaker
Deli Meat
Dot Matrix
My First Hat
Food Coma
Tandem Alert
Busy Signal
Plumber College
Sitting Ovation
Casual Flosser
Nap Partner
Van With Man
Closet Amish
Volunteer Pilot
Partial Foods
Peaked
Flip Phone Owner
Jobber
Tornadic
Feet
Thick
Be Cool Liz
Cryptid
Suplex
Dorm Food
VHS Repairer
Emoticon Iliterate
Butler School
Low Oil
Maintenance Required
Bad Ranch
Average Voltage
Hookie Mentor
Cured
Push For Cheese
Going Stron
Cheese Soup
Inapropriate
Hug Stain
Panic Dream
Brain Masala
Free Zits
Punch Ball
Ammnesia
Freshly Bathed
Lice Owner
Semi Legal
First Time Flosser
Letters
Untitled
Taco Robot
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Period

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