All of a sudden, the excitement I feel when I tell people I am the managing editor of a blog seems insignificant. It’s exciting to me, but in the grand scheme of job titles… it probably sounds pretty boring to most. But, writer/ wizard/ mall Santa/ Rasputin impersonator? Hotdog choreographer? Now those are exciting job titles! Here are some hilarious and amazingly weird job titles to be jealous of.
[via Izismile]
What is your job title?
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Bear Biologist and paper folder made me laugh pretty hard.
daisy / 647 posts
Hahahaha x3 I wonder how big that big door is.
Being a penguinologist would be awesome though!!
guest
Who wouldn’t want to be a porn historian?
orchid / 211 posts
I laughed at the Shredded Cheese Authority. These are hilarious.
guest
These really made me laugh, especially Head of potatoes and MILF Commander.
guest
Pornography Historian! Yes!
daffodil / 1615 posts
My question is who would want a Rasputin impersonator?
I completely lost it at MILF Commander
sunflower / 397 posts
They all made me giggle but I just lost it at “in charge of the big door”
sunflower / 264 posts
This is a great post. Two thumbs up from me.
This first one is my personal favorite.
guest
That penguinologist actually works at my local zoo
guest
thats DR. bear biologist/paper folder…
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guest
i just love rasputin impersonator.
guest
@pretty_inx_plaid@xanga - Oh, he’s the best there is at what he does. And his writing’s not too shabby either.