Twinkies are the new diamonds. Diamonds that feel like squishy cornbread and taste like high blood sugar. Who’s decided to take advantage of this? Plenty of people, apparently, though I can’t decide who’s more gullible: those who think they’ll make a ton of money off this business expenditure or the people who may actually press “BUY.” After all, how much would any of you really pay for “delicious mouth gold”? 

The sad thing is that many people actually do believe the myth that Twinkies can last forever, or at least through a nuclear explosion and then some. Unfortunately for them, they don’t have a never ending shelf life (many that are bought right now will expire to be sold by January), so stocking up will really just result in pigging out. No Zombie Apocalypse help for snack foodies.

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Lovelies, are you gonna miss Twinkies anywhere near this much?

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