So you’ve eaten your weight in Chinese food, and it’s time to crack into the fortune cookie… What kind of fortune will it hold? Nothing of any significance, but potentially, something hilarious or amazing. And maybe some lotto numbers…

We all know that the cookies themselves aren’t that great (I like them, but I have known many people take the fortune and leave the cookie), yet, for some reason it’s the most exciting part of the meal — cracking open gross cookies for some insight. Here are some amazing and funny fortunes found in fortune cookies that are way better than any I’ve found.


[via HuffPost]


What is the best fortune you’ve ever found?


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