I was recently pleasantly surprised to notice that I hadn't heard any 50 Shades of Grey news lately. Don't get me wrong; I'm happy that so many women are out reading and, uh, enjoying it, but I was getting a bit tired of hearing about how much moms were into the raunchy series. I mean, we get it: women like sultry material, too. But now, about, oh, nine months after the book's initial explosion, we're seeing 50 Shades baby items hit the market.

Some people name their kids after the place they were conceived. Others just let the world know that 50 Shades of Grey inspired mommy and daddy to go at it. These could make for some embarrassing baby photos/blackmail material in 15 years! [via Google ShopsBuzzfeed]