I was recently pleasantly surprised to notice that I hadn’t heard any 50 Shades of Grey news lately. Don’t get me wrong; I’m happy that so many women are out reading and, uh, enjoying it, but I was getting a bit tired of hearing about how much moms were into the raunchy series. I mean, we get it: women like sultry material, too. But now, about, oh, nine months after the book’s initial explosion, we’re seeing 50 Shades baby items hit the market.
Some people name their kids after the place they were conceived. Others just let the world know that 50 Shades of Grey inspired mommy and daddy to go at it. These could make for some embarrassing baby photos/blackmail material in 15 years! [via Google Shops, Buzzfeed]
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…Ew.
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Oh. Dear.
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My face when I read this.
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“Hey, I’m a product of a terribly-written book about a naive girl that gets exploited and manipulated by a rich man and for some reason people sexualize it as ‘S&M’”
Yeah, no thanks.
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Hmm… still would like to read the book, but these are a bit cheesy.
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uhh…wut. Because you want to conceive a child through abuse and pregnancy/babies is/are mad kinky. Awesome. Yes.
And yes, yes, I know “S&M” isn’t abuse. Yeah, I guess, if it’s actually S&M BUT the relationship in the story(whether I’m talking about their sexual relationship or not) was.I don’t understand why women even enjoy this, but hey, to each their own.I just hope it’s not women trying to get into “boy/guy territory” and pretending to like it to attract men. Women already do this with video games(for those who actually don’t enjoy them- I know some women do- such as myself) and “humor.”
sunflower / 480 posts
Such a selfish thing to do to your child.
“These could make for some embarrassing baby photos/blackmail material in 15 years!”
Too true. Those parents deserve any kind of blackmail for putting such a tacky, inappropriate on their baby.
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Oh my word.
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This is awful. wtf. I can’t even.