Ah, the library. I spent many a lunch hour in those hallowed rooms during school, where you would find me with my nose in a book and a sandwich in my hand. Sure, I had (some) friends, but I always enjoyed the literal and mental peace and quiet I could find between the bookshelves. But not everything at the library is enjoyable, or even normal. Just take a look at these 11 strange books and see for yourself!
I’ve never been to Canada, so tell me: is that what it’s really like? People running around in wedding dresses wielding cats and/or baseball bats? Because if so, I totally want to visit. Head on over to the source to see even more absurdity! [via Buzzfeed]
Which of these is funniest?
daffodil / 1615 posts
Clearly “Feelings and How to Destroy Them” was written by/for me
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Hahaha, “Feelings and How to Destroy Them”! That’s a book I need xD
sunflower / 451 posts
The Sex in the Afterlife one sounds kind of interesting…I just hope it’s not like a dream I had where I was a ghost and my sexual partner was still human and he couldn’t see or feel me so it was the most awkward sex ever…
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Nice pedo book in there… o.O
sunflower / 451 posts
And I hope the one on how to get a teenage boy was written for teenage girls, not 40-year-old Mrs. Robinson types. The title almost sounds like something Mrs. Robinson type would keep in her bedroom…
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haha no that’s not how canada is…we all carry beavers not baseball bats
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I’m now deeply, deeply disturbed. Thanks.
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“Speeding Mullet” that title cracked me up. Many of the cover illustrations of these books look quite old, like from the 70s. Did people consider that stuff normal back then?
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Haha I love “Castration Celebration” and “A Day in the Life of Canada”….
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The “Still Stripping” book is pretty harmless. The lady teaches how to make quilts using a method that untilizes strips of fabric. I have one of her books and made a nice quilt following her directions.
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Interesting titles…
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I saw one, “Crafting With Cat Hair….”
orchid / 191 posts
Lmao that Canada one… we’re mennonites
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these are just odd, but eye catching, it would make me curious to pick the book up & read the synopsis.