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My cat has a habit of opening the door with his paws anytime he sees a cracked door and wants in, and if the door is closed he will bang on it until someone let’s him in. He also has this annoying habit of always opening the shutters so he can peep out

@lianO_Owang@xanga - You sweet little cat sounds like he’s a bad little thing.

My cat doesn’t seem to want me to clean my apartment. If I sweep the floor, she’ll chase the broom around and make it very difficult to get any actual sweeping done. If I wash the dishes, she’ll climb up my legs or sit there and meow at me the whole time. If I put clean sheets on the bed, she’ll sit on the bed and keep getting back on the bed each time I shoo her off. But I love her. She’s my Nimu and those just happen to be her quirks.

Wow, these make my dogs look positively angelic! I cat-sat for my brother once. They opened the door in the middle of the night, set off the alarm, and one of them didn’t come back for a couple of weeks after that. 

my cat knocks off ornaments from christmas tree and hides them behind the sofa. she builds up her sizable collection every year

@PrisonerxOfxLove – he also has a bad habit of jumping up on people and biting their legs like a dog…

My cat is unapologetic for everything he does.  He says humans and dogs, but especially humans, deserve everything that he does to them for not respecting him as a superior being and cat.  He realizes that dogs, especially the Pomeranian, have limited intellectual abilities.

When my cat doesn’t get his way, he opens the pantry door and pushes cans off one by one. Same goes for cups.. if you turn your back, it’s dumped on the floor.

Oh and he likes to pee in the air vent.

Our female cat is a sweet little angel. He’s our problem child.

cats make great….. chinese food.

DOGS RULE!

My daughter’s cat waits until everyone is asleep, and then runs up and down the per go floors, waking me up.  Crashes into walls, knocks things around, but for the life of me, I cannot catch “Fuzzy.”

One of our cats would pee on our kitchen stove when she was angry. She killed it and is the reason we had to buy a new one. >.< She’s now an outside cat.

lmao.. dogs do the same thing !!!!!!!! 

omg this is awesome , i wish our pets could talk! 

lol

The two before the last cat don’t seem bad. It’s out of context, but an “angry” cat that poops on the carpet? Maybe it just needs to do business outside. Pooping out a tapeworm? That doesn’t sound like that’s intentional, and it seems more like a reason to take better care of the poor cat. Unless “mom” is always late because of tapeworm issues.

I need to make cat shaming pictures with my cat.  He is an asshole, ahaha.

I know some cats that are pretty huge assholes. One that likes to pee all over the house when she’s mad, as well as ripping/clawing stuff up if she doesn’t get her way… Also know one who loves to take a huge, stinky dump right after her litter box is changed. Oh, and of course, the one known as “Kitty” who loves any glass of liquid. She loves to walk by and casually tip them over with her tail… And I know a sweetheart named Tabby who loves to drink water fresh from the faucet. She just sits near the sink and waits for someone.

The tape worm cat’s owner wouldn’t be late for work if she took better care of her cat. 11″?? WTF? How much nutrition has that poor animal lost? Honeslty. its not hard, just get a wormer. That poor cat needs to put a picture on the web of her instead.