For every occasion or holiday, there is an e-card to dryly lob mockery into fun’s direction. Here at Lovelyish, we have been going a bit nutzo over Halloween because we writers can’t get enough of the holiday. But as unorthodox and wily as the night seems and the costumes represent, society’s continuously-warping interpretation of and added inanity to Halloween over the years is worth commenting on. Thank you, Someecards.com for eloquently wording the ironic nuances that stir on Hallow’s Eve. 

Surely we can admit or at least relate to some of these jabs. We don’t exactly act our best on Halloween. Whether your elected poison is candy or booze by the bucketful, donning a costume and accompanying personality to subdue shame and live out your debauchery is a Halloween night tradition, decency be damned. 

Sort through the gallery to see which e-card has you pegged the best! For even more e-cards, visit Someecard‘s entire Halloween collection.

What do you think of these e-cards? Any mentioned jokes that you anticipate seeing this Halloween?

[via Someecards]