
Do you ever wonder why we call things what we call them? Who thought up these names? I say disregard the dumb names and make up some of your own. Just don’t do it too much or in a public forum, because people will start to think you are weird. Here are some
more appropriate names for everyday things.
[via Pleated-Jeans]

Do you ever make up names for things?
daffodil / 1615 posts
Inspired by Tom Haverford?
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Pizza is big yummy circles.
Doughnuts is yummy circles.
Cheerios is little yummy circles.
sunflower / 315 posts
@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - NO ACTUALLY! But I have done that post before!
http://www.lovelyish.com/764200210/15-better-names-for-your-favorite-foods/
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@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - I was about to say the same thing!! Love it.
daisy / 603 posts
Poop Machine && Fat Unicorn are hilarious!
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Very neat.
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A pigeon is a poop machine ? Ok, this just stopped being interesting.
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Try THESE.
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holy shit, could you be more retarded.
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really lovelyish? Ok now your just getting sad. this has got to be one of the stupidest things i have seen on this site in a long time. I swear Lovelyish is the worse of the ISH blogs on here. I am very disapointed in you all.