Dads. Am I right? There’s an entire category of comedy dedicated to dads for their special brand of humor. Whether it’s filled with corny quips, winded anecdotes or dry witticism, every bit of humor they utter is so perfectly them. And then they something magical and hilarious, propelling it above every other joke in history simply because your dad said it and that’s priceless. Thanks to text messaging, we can now document and file these perfect oddities for posterity. We already reveled in motherly texts, now let’s see some of the funniest texts from fathers after the jump!
A humorous anecdote’s reception can explode tenfold if it comes from a parent. There’s something about parental conversation that produces choice quotes, timeless and worth sharing to your friend circle or rest of your kin. Maybe it’s the fact that we’ve been raised under their wings and our perception of them is unlike any other human being, crafted and shaped over the years to a certain respect and bond. So when they say something so hilarious, it is outrageous and endearing at the same time, making it that much more precious.
Do you have any funny conversations with your parents? Could you see some of your dads jokes on here?
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LOL. I can see these from my mom, but not my dad. My dad is way too serious to make jokes while texting. If he ever did, I would call my mom to find out what his problem was.
guest
The jeep/canoeing one I could easily see my dad saying. If I ever talked to my parents, either one, via texting I’d be scared though.
guest
I periodically delete my texts, otherwise I could share some hilarious ones from my dad too. He sends the best ones.
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My dad is not very text savvy. My mom is not the type to text like this, even though she’s got an iPhone and I’m waiting for auto correct to do something funny to her.
orchid / 174 posts
My dad is 100% hysterical with stuff like that almost all of the time. I wish I had some of his better zingers to put up here. He does stuff like that to me on a daily basis.
guest
aww man some of these are so my dad…lol
guest
The jeep thing and the favorite child jokes are definitely my dad’s sense of humor.
His other mood is “angry”. Funny, angry.
guest
OMG THE LAST ONE!!!
guest
Lmao. Some of these were hilarious. The only texts I ever get from my dad always say “Go get me another beer.”
guest
“That’s what she said” – I laughed so hard I almost threw up.
“Cuz that’s how I roll” is hilarious as well.
The lesbian one sounds like something my dad would say. He’s not big on texting but cripes he’s still a 17 yr. old perv.
guest
lol my dad doesn’t text but I wish he did. I bet he’d say some shiz like this. He’s pretty funny, when he’s not trying.