Love it or hate it, TLC’s reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a smash hit, which means that it’s likely here to stay. Much has been said about the program, which provides a near-endless stream of strange familial antics. One notable aspect of it is that the clan all have odd nicknames, from “Sugar Bear” to “Chubbs.” And now you, too, can get your own HBB moniker! Find out what it is by clicking here!

Facebook, provider of all things, features this admittedly fun gadget, where you can discover your show-based nickname. Mine is Annie Kumquat, which, frankly, disappointed me. How boring! Especially compared to my boyfriend’s, which was Sugar Bear Cub Doornuts. See? Boring. A few other nicknames for people in my life: Morghan Moo Moo, Kragen Sprinkle and Kaleigha Woo Woo. Good luck not wasting your time on here!

What’s your Honey Boo Boo name?

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