Celebrities are notorious for giving their poor children the weirdest names on the planet. Half the time I hear a new celebrity baby name, the first thing I ask is, “Where did they even come up with this?”
When it comes to naming their children, celebrities have no limits. As proof of this statement, I present to you my top 10 weirdest celebrity baby names:
1. Apple (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow)
This crazy baby name made huge headlines when Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter was born in 2004. To this day, I still have no idea what she was thinking. Seriously, Gwyneth, why on earth would you name your child after a fruit? When discussing how she came up with Apple’s name, she said, “It sounded so sweet and it conjured such a lovely picture for me – you know, apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome and it’s biblical – and I just thought it sounded so lovely and … clean! And I just thought, ‘Perfect!’” Just because something sounds sweet doesn’t mean it would make a good baby name. Sugar is sweet, but I would never use that as a name for my child.
2. Bear Blu (son of Alicia Silverstone)
Apparently Alicia Silverstone was channeling Cher Horowitz’s level of intelligence when it came to naming her son. Bear? Really? Animals are another category, in addition to fruit, that should be off limits for children’s names.
Check out the gallery below to see more weird celebrity baby names!
What is the weirdest celebrity baby name you’ve ever heard? Tell me in the comments below!