Each October, I’m reminded of this little gem from 2004′s Mean Girls: “Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total s*ut and no other girls can say anything about it.“
Still, I think we can all agree that some things were just not meant to be sultry.
It’s hard not to think of Regina George and the gang when, each Halloween, more and more half-naked women are filling the bars and parties. Sexy kittens, skimpy policewomen and naughty French maids are the usual culprits…but I have a feeling this Halloween might be a little bit different.
Sexy “beer pong cup“? Case in point.
The ensemble of “sexy” costumes below speaks for itself, so click through them and let me know what you think!
Hilarious, ridiculous, or both?
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I kind of like the sexy baby costume. It doesn’t look out of the ordinary as far as sexy costumes go, but yeah, the sexy baby thing is questionable.
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Sexy Big Bird?? There is something horribly wrong with society! LOLWTFBBQ
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HAHAHAHA THE BACON
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LOL THE SKUNK
magnolia / 1027 posts
LMAO at the bacon!
I hate majority of the “Sexy _____” costumes. I’m not down to pay $50 on really cheap material. I’d much rather be creative with my halloween costumes.
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OMFG the Mrs. Pac-Man!
I think it is actually kind of cute, for underwear, especially with the little ghost– but I would NEVER wear just that out in public.
Also– drag queen hulk hogan? What?
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I think Cat Woman is an easy costume, you can be fully clothed (all in black with boots) and still look sexy.
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I liked the skunk!
I don’t think the hulk hogan one is meant to be sexy… that’s just a girl who happens to have a good body in a hulk hogan costume. If she’s worn the hulk’s ACTUAL costume… and done his signature move… that would’ve been the sexy version.
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Hahahahaha sexy bacon omfg.
And I dunno, I would love to be watermelon :q
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It’s sad that if I had a choice between wearing any of these and the 50 Shades of Shit inspired costumes, I’d still wear these.
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I…kind of want the sexy bacon costume haha
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I like making my own costumes so that they can be creative AND sexy. Also, I like the sexy skunk.