As Fall is approaching, so is Halloween season. You know what that means: horror movies. If you love jumping out of your seat and feeling your heart drop into your stomach at every twist and turn of a good scary movie plot, then you’re in the right place, gals.
Let’s take a look at the best and the worst, and what to look out for coming to theaters this Fall.
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The Excorist (1973): The Classic. Arguably the best and most well-known horror movie of all time. It was daring at the time to star such a young girl who played such a heinous character (cursing, blasphemy, etc.) but the film is tastefully done. Its power lies not in the cliche scare tactics of most horror films (such as ridiculously long build-ups and cheap pop-out scares) but in the pure eeriness of its storyline: a twelve-year-old girl possessed by demons. It was made in the ’70s so it had to rely on genuine terror–not cheesy special effects. Not to mention, there are a ton of theories that the set was actually cursed. Spooky stuff.
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The Fog (2005): The One With Bad Special Effects. Did anyone else have a poster of Tom Welling in Smallville taped to their locker in middle school? Then don’t let this film starring the hunk fool you. It had all the potential in the world, especially considering it’s based on a Steven King novel, but it lacked anything actually scary. I mean, can fog really be that scary anyway? Especially when the fog doesn’t even look like real fog? Fail.
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[Rec] (2007): The Foreign Delight. What starts as as a night shift for a local Spanish TV news reporter, turns into a gruesome discovery. The night reporter and her cameraman end up filming the disturbing array of events happening in a particular apartment complex, where a diseased old woman tries to bite the policemen that are banging on the door. Soon, everyone in the building becomes quarantined. And anyone exposed to a bite can fall victim to becoming one of “them”. Process of elimination through a slow, well-sequenced plot leads the viewer to a terrifying conclusion. You might be weary of zombie or mutant-disease type movies, but I promise you, this one will knock your socks off. It’s completely original and the style of filming — handheld cameras and low-budget editing — gives it the authenticity to make the fear feel real.
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When A Stranger Calls (2005): The Painfully Cliche One. I’m not sure which is worse about this movie, the acting or the horrible pace. Instead of having anything actually happen, Simon West, the director, decides to make trees banging around outside and a few creepy phone calls as the basis of practically the entire movie. Nothing legitimately scary happens until three-quarters of the way through the movie. Sigh. Plus, Camille Belle: you’re gorgeous, but your scared face is lacking.
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White Noise (2005): The Surprisingly Scary One. When I saw the trailer for White Noise, I thought it would be a typical scary movie about haunting spirits and demons trying to connect through modern technology (The Ring, anyone?), but I have to say, White Noise thoroughly horrified me. The storyline deals with a man whose wife disappeared…or so we think. When her supposed spirit tries to communicate over voicemail, radio and computer, we are unleashed into the world “electronic voice phenomena” (EVP), which, according to skeptic.com, is ”the alleged communication by spirits through tape recorders and other electronic devices.” The movie does a great job of staying true to what EVP is and includes a huge amount of special features that give you a look into real life EVP stories. I always say, you could theoretically figure out how to fight another human, but a ghost? Heck no.
Other good ones to watch…
Se7en (1995), Misery (1990), The Others (2001), The Secret Window (2004), The Descent (2007), The Shining (1980), Silence of the Lambs (1991).
And other ones to steer clear of…
Drag Me To Hell (2009), One Missed Call (2008), The Last House on the Left (2009).
Some good scary movies are slated for this fall too: Sinister (starring Ethan Hawke) coming out on October 6 and The House on the End of the Street (starring our favorite Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence) coming out on September 21, so don’t miss out!
Any other horror movie suggestions, Lovelies?! What will you be keeping an eye out for this fall?
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might check out “White Noise”.
orchid / 106 posts
Drag Me To Hell was brilliant! What else would you expect from the Evil Dead director?!?
And the original Japanese version of One Missed Call was pretty good; American version not so much.
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Good choices- especially the classics! Although I didn’t really like “White Noise”.
“28 Days Later” was great. And I am obsessed with zombies so the Romero trilogy is always on the top of my list. (Night, Dawn, Day of the Dead)
“The Mist” was surprisingly good, mostly due to the grim ending.
Oh, and “Cube” is original, suspenseful and scary as hell. Check that one out for sure.
I can’t stand horror movies with happy flowery endings…they are called horror movies for a reason.
AHH yay Halloween!!
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“Quarantine” is the American version of “Rec”-and it’s exactly the same thing except for the cast is all American. I would definitely recommend it as well.
But steer clear of “Quarantine 2:Terminal.” I never even finished the whole thing because I thought the beginning was so bad.
And I would also recommend “Sixth Sense,” it’s also pretty classic and is my all time favorite. It’s not the scariest movie ever, but it’s still good.
Also steer clear of “Insidious” and “Trick ‘r’ Treat.” I know that some people like it…but I think both are so cheesy and weird in a really bad way.
orchid / 105 posts
@leslie - Agreed! Saim Raimi is a TREASURE!
hydrangea / 58 posts
@AncoraImparo@xanga - Ever seen Cubed2? It’s decent.
My faves have got to be Forget Me Not (watching it as I write, actually), IT, and The People Under The Stairs, and The Rite.
hydrangea / 79 posts
I also like the Skeleton Key (starring Kate Hudson), Mirrors, The Orphan (SO SCARY FOR ME)…
LOVE horror movies.
hydrangea / 79 posts
The Unborn was great as well!
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The Exorcist is far from the best horror film of all time. I really dislike it, actually. It’s just corny and dumb. Oh no, her head spins around! Pass. -_-
As for older films, my favorite horror films are Halloween and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original.)
For newer films, I thought Drag Me to Hell, The Mist, Cube and Cube2, The Descent (a favorite), The Strangers, 28 Days Later…
I really want to see a Japanese horror film called Audition. I’ve been hearing good things about it for years.
magnolia / 1027 posts
@oystermushroom@xanga - I actually enjoyed “Insidious”. The whole spirit coming out of the body and leaving you in a coma actually freaked me out, because I’ve thought of things similar to what the movie portrayed.
The only M. Night Shyamalan I enjoyed besides The Sixth Sense was “Devil.” I’m a religious person, but I’m also open to hear other people’s thoughts on religion so this one hit me as really eerie and interesting. Another film about religion I found eerie, as well, was Stigmata. That being said, though, I’m still terrified to watch The Exorcist :X
The S/O has told me The Strangers with Liv Tyler was really good. He said he loved it because it feels like it could actually happen. The Omen (1976) was really good. Made me hate all people named Damien for a while, haha. Poltergeist creeped me out. Then there’s The Fourth Kind; that creeped the holy bejeezus out of me because I had a major fear of aliens when I was younger.
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Where is the original NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD? That is my all time classic.
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@deadroseawaiting - Yeah I pretty much agree, it’s decent.
@lloydkuhnle@xanga - Right on.
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@blackspiders@xanga - After all the hype over Audition, I expected much better. I was kind of let down.
Great choices but giiirl I love me some Exorcist!
orchid / 157 posts
I think what makes the Exorcist stand the test of time isn’t its graphics. It’s the fact that it resonates with something deeper in the viewer. If you’re willing to let yourself get wrapped up in the story, then it’s not the head spinning or the pea soup.
It’s Captain Howdy. It’s the innocence being shattered by some unseen malevolent force. Fantastic movie…amazing book.
When it comes to horror, though, I’m into the good old fashioned ghost stories. Things that go bump in the night. Not a huge fan of slasher flicks, and american cinema very rarely makes the cut, for me. Though I have a soft spot for Raimi’s stuff.
El Ofranato is one of my all time favourites!
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ahahaha one missed call was the funniest thing in the world.
The Woman In Black was actually a very well done film as well, it’s not scary, but it certainly gave me the creeps. It was also nice to see Danielle R. as somebody besides Harry Potter. Creepy film.
And honestly my parents wouldn’t let me watch The Exorcist at all until I was about 17. Yeah… I could see it being a horror film of its time, but I watched it and I didn’t know what the hype was about. I’ve seen all of the exorcist movies except that last one because it looked ridiculous. I guess I just need to think of it as an old horror film.
A film that wasn’t really ‘horror’esque but still made me tell my mom to sit outside my bathroom to make sure Samara wouldn’t climb out my tub was The Ring (first one only). Sure, it’s … laughable at times, but to me it still freaks me out I cannot watch the ending to save my life. Nope, absolutely will not.
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@pinktrebleclef@xanga - the orphan surprised the hell out of me!! i was expecting some lame answer to why she acted the way she did, but i was pleasantly surprised. not a horror film to me though more of a thriller. the unborn was kind of comical though, the part that freaked me out was the beginning… i mean. who wants a womb in the snow? freaky!!
the skeleton key..ahh…always a good one, you brought up something i haven’t thought about in a long ass time haha. i might watch that again.
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