There are a lot of fish in the sea, and sometimes it’s hard to know which is the best in your net. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a process to weed out all undesirable mates…an application, perhaps? One clever girl thought so, and concocted this funny (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) boyfriend application. Check it out by clicking here!
I can’t decide if the “I am not crazy” or the “No, really, your muffin top is attractive” line is best. I’m xeroxing copies of this ASAP and keeping them in my purse to hand out at proper moments. (Just kidding. I AM NOT CRAZY!) But…seriously, not all of these are terrible requirements. And Beyonce wants it to happen. [via Flutnut]
What do you think of this application?
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WTF did I just look at
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I know this application is tongue in cheek, but why does this remind of something a middle-schooler would do.
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It’s too complicated. The guy will get dizzy looking at it. It is also very unprofessional. If you are going to draw up a contract, at least be mature about it. All of the rambling about pizza and pie should be saved for when you are watching him sleep.
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Next to the fake eharmony video, I think this is the quickest way to send a guy running as fast as he can the other way. Unless he is so desperate that he would not be a first choice kind of guy.
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I think the application is meant to be funny, but it seems childish. I doubt any guy I know will entertain the idea of filling this out. Either he won’t take you seriously, or will be scared away.
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I love it!!
hydrangea / 77 posts
I know the girl who made this… she did it on tumblr to be funny, obviously not to actually give to a guy, but a lot of people are taking it as either serious or meant to really give to a guy.
I personally think it’s hilarious. but maybe that’s my strange sense of humor.