I’m not really sure how or when it started, but my boyfriend and I have this weird inside joke where we have fits of talking like James Cageny. Sometimes this lasts for hours, and we just start making up works that sound like old-timey slang words, but aren’t. I can’t wait to use words from this list just so I can one-up him next time. “Dont be a yella-bellied lobbygow! I need ya to go to the market and pick up some milk or I’ll give ya the wind, ya see?”


[via Mental Floss]

  1. In the ketchup: Operating at a deficit
  2. John Hollowlegs: A hungry man [hobo use]
  3. Lobbygow: One who loafs around an opium den in hopes of being offered a free pipe
  4. Happy cabbage: A sizable amount of money to be spent on self-satisfying things
  5. Zib: A nondescript nincompoop
  6. Give someone the wind: To jilt a suitor with great suddenness
  7. The zings: A hangover
  8. Butter and egg man: A wealthy, unsophisticated, small-town businessman who tries to become a playboy, especially when visiting a large city
  9. Cluck and grunt: Eggs and ham
  10. Off the cob:Corny

You can continue reading this list and learning new words on Mental Floss.

Would you ever use any of these words? Should we bring them back?