Babies, y’all. It seems like tons of my girlfriends are expecting or have already given birth this year. Alright, by “tons” I mean “four” but this has budded an adequate amount of pregnancy talk and baby-mania, seeing as how there was zero discussion beforehand. And what comes hand-in-hand with pregnancy? Maternity pictures! It’s a packaged deal! Those photos on your Facebook feed with the hands making a heart shape over the belly are pretty generic compared to the awkward maternity poses floating around the web. Allow me to collect them all here for your viewing (dis)pleasure!
With each of my friends’ news of the baby infiltration, I’m experiencing a bit of an odd enjoyment because I’m happy for them but also extremely scared of babies. They’re like alien-beings, incubating in sacs of raspberry jam-like fluids! I can’t help but simultaneously care for them while backing away with disillusion. What is wrong with me? Is this normal?
Regardless of what I think, I can tell that the featured couples in this post are excited about their new addition no matter what strange, funny or macabre vibes their pictures developed. They are definitely in their element and I’m fairly sure their poses are in a league of their own. Click through the see the pictures which are slightly NSFW on account of all the skin!
Are any close friends or family expecting? Have they taken memorable maternity photos? Which of these do you find the weirdest?
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Some of these are just bizarre. I’m all about documenting important times in your life, but jeez lol. Some of those are from awkwardfamilyphotos. com <– a great time killer if you need a good laugh
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Those are wonderful funny, beautiful, and totally unique!
sunflower / 413 posts
Sorry but I think pictures like this are tacky. If you want to take pics with your baby bump, fine. But keep it covered up. No one really wants to see your prego belly.
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disturbing
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These are definitely people who are wayyyyy too into themselves.
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interesting
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this just made my night
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Some of these were odd,…. some were cute,…. The one that I’m going to guess was a couple in cosplay was adorable! That one is so freakin’ cute! I love it!!!
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hmmm..
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omg the cats one though…
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lol I love the one in the post, because it just looks likea typical photo fail- like it wasn’t meant this way.
The others are sort of funny too. I mean come on people have some sense of humor. It’s not ‘tackier’ than any halloween costume. Though the one with the gun IS disturbing.
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the guy with the gun?!?!
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yea, the guy with the gun is MOST disturbing, some are actually not too bad.
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The cat people one creeps me the eff out.
daffodil / 1615 posts
whyyyyy would you pose with four loko and another bottle of liquor if you’re the one who’s pregnant? this is making me lose faith in humanity
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Wow, these are unique to say the least. Luckily my friend’s maternity pics have been much less unique. I think the hands over the belly to form a heart shape is cute, as I think it’s adorable when people do maternity pictures similar to engagement photos–coordinating outfits and frolicking in a field, having a picnic, going to iconic locales nearby (like a documented date). I’m not so sure about the “sexy” maternity pics, but I suppose to each their own but I’d prefer they’d keep them to themselves.
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I find them very funny
wouldn’t do this myself I think? but who knows.. I always wanted to be a cat!
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I’ve only had one friend who has been pregnant and she never did a photoshot but definitely had her husband take adorable pictures of her showing off her growing tummy but mostly with a shirt on. I think people need to think “Would I feel okay showing these pictures to the child once they are born and have gotten older?” Some of these are okay, but some of these have regret written all over them.
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Crazy but fantastic. I love the one where the momma is drinking a 45 but the daddy has a bottle.The second one looks like he hijacked the photo shoot, “If I can’t be in the picture, nobody can!!”
daisy / 597 posts
I don’t understand what’s so strange about one or two of them. Like for instance the one in the field… what’s the problem? The guy in the BG? Well, I guess that’d be weird if he were holding a knife or something but… O_o… I don’t get it.
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Oh my word….just…no. I can’t imagine any of these people framing these photos and putting them over the mantle. They are just so bizarre! But I guess if that’s your thing…I think they’re tacky. What happened to tasteful pregnancy photos?
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best featured post ever. dat loko
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Some of these made me cringe others you can tell they really meant well it just came out a bit awkward.
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Haha the muscle one is so d-baggy. Definitely digging the belly basketball though.
orchid / 222 posts
is the clown supposed to be sexy? o_o
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Some of these are outright disgusting. The Creeper dad with a gun.. The mother-to-be drinking a can of Four Loko and (presumably) a bottle Vodka.. the Creepy feline body painted couple…
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@Love_never_fails - I don’t mind seeing a pregnant woman’s belly. It’s probably one of the most natural and beautiful things on the whole planet. At least to me, it is.