I giggled as I wrote that title, I couldn’t help it. If you aren’t giggling, then you may have possibly read it wrong. We can take a brief pause to let you reread…laughing yet? Ok good. I want you to think of your cute cuddly pet. If you don’t have one, imagine the cutest animal you can. Now think of its ugliest part (hint: their butt). Well, now there’s a way to avoid ever seeing an ugly butt!
Fear not my Lovelies, for there is ‘Rear Gear’ the gorgeous alternative to staring at your pet’s less than pretty parts. Created by Lauren Shumaker due to her college roommates cat’s affinity for sticking her butt in her face, this is the ‘end all’ to ugly dirty butts on your pets!
In actuality, Rear Gear is meant more to stay in the packaging rather than be used. I mean I don’t know if I could hold my own reaction if I walked past a dog that had a flower, cupcake or badge on their butthole…
Shumaker notes that these gag gifts only go on dogs about half the time while cats absolutely do not allow it. As an owner of two cats, that doesn’t surprise me in the least. Then again, imagining any animal with these is a little crazy.
My favorite part is Rear Gear’s tagline: No More Mr. Brown Eye … let’s just let the hilarity (and crude humor) of that sink in a moment. Obviously Shumaker is able to enjoy herself when branding such a product. While I can’t imagine ever buying such a contraption, I can admit the concept has given me quite a chuckle.
Lovelies, would you consider buying Rear Gear? What are some of your other favorite gag gift ideas?