Ermahgerd. By now we’ve all seen our fair share of Berks and animals exclaiming in derp-ese. Now, to remove any confusion or difficulty you might have had trying to speak with this ridiculous derp-voice, the Internet presents: The ERMAHGERD TRANSLATOR. (Trernslerter?)
All you have to do is “Stert Terpin” and it’ll get right to derpin’. Here, to give you a taste of what’s possible, is the first passage of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”… derpified:
ERNC ERPERN A MAHDNERGHT DRERER, WHERL I PERNDERERD, WERK ERND WERER, ERVER MAHNER A QERNT ERND CERERS VERLERM ERF FERGERTERN LER, WHERL I NERDERD, NERLER NERPIN, SERDERNLER THER CERM A TERPIN, ERS ERF SERM ERN GERNTLER RERPIN, RERPIN ERT MAH CHERMBER DER. “‘TERS SERM VERSERTER,” I MAHTERERD, “TERPIN ERT MAH CHERMBER DER- ERNLER THERS, ERND NERTHIN MAHR.
Nervermahr. Well this will supply me with virtually endless amusement. Yes, I’m that easily entertained.
Post your favorite quotes, derpified, in the comments!