All the single ladies, all the single ladies. Put your hands up! Tails on your butt! You’re doing your own lil’ thing (sing to the tune of Beyonce). I know that was a super lame joke (making up words to songs that already exist is my specialty) but trust me it works in this case. The company TellTails has created a line of tails designed for adults to wear, not just on Halloween, but all year.
Why, you ask? No interest in wearing an adult-sized lemur or squirrel tail? TellTails’ website says they intend to ‘undo nature’s greatest mistake’ becoming the leading tail manufacturer for bi-peds in the uk. And according to them, wearing these tails will ‘catalyze courtships‘. So ladies, if you’re lonely, supposedly wearing a tail will help you snag a dude. See more below.
According to their website:
An appendage which protrudes from the posterior or is prolonged beyond the rest of the body. Related to radical frivolity and acts of spontaneity. Increases rhythmic movement and catalyses courtship.
I’m not sure I would want to attract a mate this way. However, I’m sure there is a group of people involved in some interesting sexual practices that would love this kind of thing. I can’t deny that I think these are cute, but I prefer to keep my butt tail-less.