Children are often seen as pure of heart beacons of innocence. When you see a six-year-old with bright eyes and a big smile, it’s hard to think that he can do any wrong. But frankly, in reality kids can be really freaking weird. And kind of scary. Just take a look at this gallery of strange drawings and tell me I’m wrong!
I think the above photo disturbs me the most. What does this child have against coffee shops, anyways? Why do the dead people all look like bald ghosts? Why is a toddler-sized maid holding that bloody knife? Ah, the mysteries and wonders of childhood. Head on over to the source to see even more eyebrow-raising drawings. [via Buzzfeed]











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“Scissors”.. HAHAHA.
I remember there was one of a kid drawing her mom carrying a shovel and a man giving her money — that looked wrong too. xD
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The wrestling one. Oh my gosh!
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“Go dad!”
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oh wow…
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Not surprising. I drew stick figures with boobs and penises (no balls, since I didn’t know about those) pooping and peeing. Then again, I was a really off little kid in my opinion. But yeah, having a kid draw a picture can really be telling.
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The one with the coffee shop is from the movie Children of the Corn
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what does the pig one say?
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Hahahahaha oh my goodness.
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these are amazing
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this left me in stitches
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these kids are disturbing!
seriously the media has them traumatized!
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I feel so bad for kids when they draw/make things that look exactly like a penis. I work in childcare and I’ve seen it a lot…I always try to redirect the project in some way to make it look less perverted.
Personally, I think the pregnant horse is a good drawing. It’s amusing to see the way kids perceive ideas like pregnancy.
But, omg, GO DAD hahahah
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@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - I think the first word is pancake, because that’s what the book is called…not sure about the second line, although I suspect something to do with piss and poop.
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Right. I’m pretty sure the ‘kardashien’ one was done by a child.
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Maybe it’s just because I’m warped, but I didn’t see any of these as disturbing. The coffee shop one is from a movie, those blunt scissors they give kids in kindergarten actually do look like that and the one with the Hulk…well, that one’s really fucking hilarious.Plus, the little blue devil is pretty cute.
I’m not sure what to make of the bottle with all the nipples all over it, but I’m sure there’s an awesome back-story associated with it.
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I agree with @ZombieMom_Speaks I found the pics to be funny, rather than disturbing.
@ZombieMom_Speaks@xanga - Speaking of awesome back stories, have you seen a drawing of what looks like a stripper dancing around a pole while people offer her money, that was drawn by a kid as “What mommy does for a living”. The explanation that followed involved people bidding on the last snow shovel at the store where the woman worked.
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@Lakakalo@xanga - LOL!! I missed that one. Damn!
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blame the media, video games, and loud sex. “Go Dad!”
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The weirdest part about that is that children’s drawings are symbolic, not actual. So that makes me wonder what those kids are trying to symbolize.