I enjoy doing embroidery from time to time, and particularly like in the delicate, demure look of a finished piece. While stitched flowers and vines may be nice wall decor, some Etsy sellers have decided to juxtapose the daintiness of embroidery with the raunchiness of rap lyrics. Click here to see some of them, but be warned: the language is NSFW!
These are awfully cute and funny, though I doubt I’ll be hanging them on my wall anytime soon. There’s just some decor that’s not meant for polite company to see, no matter how polite it actually looks. Head on over to the source to see more! [via Buzzfeed]
What do you think of this embroidery?






guest
I like the “these pigs wanna blow my house down” from cyress hill’s insane in the membrane song. it sounds cute like the 3 little pigs story but it is actually a reference to cops chasing after them trying to get their weed crops…”cops, come and try to snatch my crops!” I’m also visioning the white rabbit getting anxious that giant alice will snatch his garden crops…eeep!!!!! the carrot!!!!!!!!!! “yes, I’m the pirate, pilot of this ship
” that song is too funny with too many one liners because it is a rap poem about a “don’t you know I’m loco:kiss” psycho high on the green herbs. I’m straightedge yet I love songs about weed or more specifically, I like cypress hill’s humor. they look hardcore yet they are funny and so adorable to me. their dr. greenthumb is song and music video is hilarity. “paging dr.greenthumb. helllllooooo dr.greenthumb!!!!!!”
guest
hahahaha I love these, but unfortunately I don’t have a good place to put them, so I won’t be buying them :\