The universe takes a lot of crap off of us sometimes. We like to curse it for doing things to us, we sometime thank it for steering fate. And it used to be assumed that, you know, in space, no one can hear you scream? Turns out the universe has gotten its own Twitter handle, and it’s finally responding to all our concerns — in all-caps. Take a look.
The universe isn’t a fair ruler, in fact he (or she) practices some pretty serious bias an nepotism, but it’s hilarious. Especially because this isn’t a bot — it’s really someone taking the time out of their day to retort in caps-lock to people reaching out to the universe. You can follow him/her/it here. [via failblog]
What other disembodied entities should get a Twitter?
guest
“it’s really someone taking the time out of their day to retort in caps-lock to people reaching out to the universe.”
Agreed, it is hilarious. Also pretty strange when you think about it… that it really is a part of the universe responding to itself.
Alas, I guarantee the universe as a whole would never refer to itself as “THE UNIVERSE”. If asked for it’s name, I imagine it would respond with an ever-growing list.
guest
That’s all I need. A twit tweet from the Universe.
Now I’m going to go out and get depressed.
guest
Ahahah oh
man i saw this on tu
mblr last night and cracked up over it for a good 5
minutes. Although when i looked up “the universe” ‘s twitter page it didnt co
me up which
made
me sad because i wanted to follow hi
m/ her
sunflower / 321 posts
@zzzzzulavalle@xanga - yeah since “@theuniverse” was taken, they used “@theunLverse”
rose / 980 posts
hahaha Cuz, you suck Dana! hahaha
guest
Sweet!