Hey guys, it’s FRIGGIN’ AMERICA DAY! If your lawn hasn’t already been overtaken by tiny flags and your grill isn’t warming up, you better snap out of it and act accordingly before someone notices your lack of patriotism! Ah, snark is one of my favorite American pastimes. And what better supplier of snark than e-cards to liven up your dependence on Ball Park hotdogs and PBR.

Check out some ironic sentiments we all share but are willing to celebrate nonetheless!

So true. What are you thankful for as an American? Oh wait, that’s Thanksgiving. Let’s go swimming!!!

How do you plan on celebrating this holiday? How do you like these e-cards?

[Image Source: some e-cards]