CollegeHumor gets it right sometimes. And even if you’ve either never been a big drinker, or your drinking days are behind you, chances are you can gather some insight (and LOLs) about the possible stereotypes associated with certain drink choices. I certainly don’t agree with all of them (tequila is, after all, an acquired taste), but they’re pretty hilarious, especially the illustrations. Take a look.
Yeah I mean, let’s be honest: dudes look inappropriately fancy trying to drink a martini out of black-tie context. We’re not all Ally McBeal after all. Take a look at some more of these suggestions as to how your drink might be marginalizing you in the gallery, and check out the whole spread at CollegeHumor!
Do you agree with any of these assumptions?
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What about beer?
sunflower / 321 posts
@itangel@xanga - click through! there are a few on beer at the source
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Cheap. Whatever I get usually just says I’m cheap.
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@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - In a classy way. My gurl is classy, her drink is cheap. Classy-cheap.
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The water and soda ones are so true! Probably because I am usually that person.
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But I like being boring… does sprite instead of tonic make me any less boring?
rose / 937 posts
I just… drink whatever’s on hand as long as it’s not beer and GF.
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I just…drink what I feel like.
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Vodka and cranberry. Yes, I am a girl haha. That one wasn’t posted here, but it’s funny. http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/79/80/c6e71099ecbd75fb310b4752cfd69c83.jpg
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@pnigophobicpk@xanga - I’m a g&t person too (occasionally lemonade) I usually get “Ugh gin, are you a Victorian prostitute?”
sunflower / 332 posts
Vodka for me thank you very much
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ROFL, lovely. I’m a whisky kind of girl, though I always get amused when someone says “SCOTCH IS BETTER THAN WHISKY”
Actually…..go do your research.
. Poor water.
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Diet Coke and Lime squinched in it. You know all the bars I’ve been to they squinch it in for me. If I ask for a lime at a restaurant they won’t squinch it for me. Why the difference ? Φ ≡