Ever have a moment when you say something, then instantly wish you could take it back? Maybe you wanted to phrase it differently, throw in some fancy vocabulary, or just not say anything at all. These moments happen to all of us, but fortunately nobody is recording us, hanging on to our every word in hopes that we’ll say something memorable. Celebrities, though, are not as lucky.
When an actor or musician says something that is just plain ridiculous, chances are good that someone will overhear. The silly mispronunciation or poor vocabulary choice is not forgotten, but instead shared with many people. This makes me feel a bit bad for celebrities, because I certainly wouldn’t want the ridiculous things I say to be put on the Internet for the world to see. However, some of these quotes are just too funny to be ignored. I’ve compiled a bunch of my favorites into the gallery below, and hope that you get as much of a laugh out of them as I did!
Have any of you Lovelies read these celebrity quotes before? Did you find any especially funny?
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orchid / 184 posts
Oh Miss Alabama pretty much takes the cake. When I saw Brittany Spears on the list I expected the epic quote of her saying she likes traveling to places overseas like Canada. That will forever be embedded in my brain. SMH
sunflower / 321 posts
@MZ_BUBBLEZ213@xanga - lol yeah or when she said she wanted to cover “I love Rock’n Roll” because she loves Pat Benatar. Oy.
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Just reading these quotes makes me feel embarrassed for them. Are those real serious quotes? are they really that stupid? =_= There’s no hope for the human race..
orchid / 177 posts
I loved the Olivia Wilde one!
orchid / 248 posts
@kackie - where is Jessica Simpsons “Tuna is the chicken of the sea” lol