While I’m a huge fan of drunk babies and “berks,” there’s only one meme that has made me snort over and over again. Conspiracy Keanu (which conveniently stars my favorite adolescent crush) is a gold mine filled with hilarity and some one-liners that will actually make you think. Read some of my favorites here, then pick (or even make) your own!
Head on over to the source to see tons more conspiracies that Kenau is mulling over! [via Know Your Meme]
What do you think of this meme? Which one is your favorite?











guest
Give my love to the princesses.
guest
i have thought about that color theory so many times, it’s insane. i’ve tried talking about it with my parents but they think i’m crazy and they don’t listen.
sunflower / 255 posts
April 1st is a prank ;P
magnolia / 1028 posts
I’ve definitely thought about the dying and life flashing before our eyes… Now, I sound weird >.< lol whatever. People think of unanswerable things all the time.
guest
The last 3 & the Mario one made me laugh so hard, I choked.. xD
orchid / 103 posts
@x0_electric_kiss@xanga - I know me too!! I can’t remember which one, but a comedian joked about teaching their children the wrong colors. And then when they are told they’re wrong, the kid should then ask that person what red looked like. lol
guest
I love Keanu!!
cherry blossom / 47 posts
@x0_electric_kiss@xanga - OMG ME TOO!!!
guest
I enjoyed these a lot.
rose / 980 posts
Hahahaha!
sunflower / 405 posts
hilarious!!!