Lovelyish

Well for one I don’t think her stance is right.

The girl is desperate for attention, and this is her way of getting it.

That may not be the objective in a regular game of tennis, but I doubt she’d ever play a serious game of tennis. At least not with a camera in tow. 

It looks like she got lost walking to the pool and decided to pick up a tennis racket for fun.

……..BOOBIES!

LOL.  The loathing that people have for this girl is amusing.  I wouldn’t play sexy tennis with my husband because I suck entirely too much to look sexy.  I would totally take my husband to play sexy bowling and makes jokes about fingers and balls.

And who is she?

Evvvvvveeerryything she does is to show off her tits and ass. She leaves nothing up to mystery, except for how she can have such shitty goals.

She is a wretched human being, although I have to blame her parents given that she’s not 18 yet.

tennis: you’re doing it wrong

She’s just trying to stay relevant. 

You have a much better smile.  And might actually be fun to play with, while I’m rather sure the other thing is interested only in attention focused on itsself.

The answer to any Courtney Stodden-related question is “slutface”

haha… she looks ridiculous. can you guys, like, stopping posting about courtney stodden, though? no one cares and it usually just upsets people.

I don’t know why but looking at her feet in those platform stilettos in the last photo… they seem so small, like a child’s, and I know it must just be the angle and perspective or maybe just her bony feet and bony wrist next to it… But for the first time since running across this chick, I actually feel pity for her.

She has the body and looks to pull of that outfit, sure, but she looks absolutely ridiculous. It’s like she’s making a mockery of tennis or something.

I love how your hair is fixed in your high school picture! It’s cute.

I’ve always wanted to play, but I could only opt for one fall sport for high school and I’m not quite quick enough for tennis. Once I’m in college I might pick it up for fun, though. :]

She doesn’t seem like the sports type, I’m not surprised.

I want to watch her play in those heels and faceplant.

It must have been for a photo shoot or something??

Toolbox.

@lyrra_askavi@xanga - 

I’d like to see that too. 

Minju, the 6th panel has my vote. If Courtney served the ball to me and gave me that curious stance I don’t think I’d be able to concentrate and return it. 

However, if she was playing a female opponent, she’d likely get her butt handed to her as with those kind of good looks I doubt she’s a serious professional tennis contender.

My friend, Jed, is a professional tennis player, career, so likely he knows about her and would give me a sour look if I mentioned her name.

Nicole, you look just fine. 

Is she 18 yet?  I can’t wait to make fun of her.  It’s a shame.  I really hope she is actually a 40-year-old woman playing a trick on us all.

@TiredSoVeryTired@xanga - She is under 18? ewwwy! 

Flaunt it if you got it.

I am ignoring her except for the fact of who the hell still wears arm bands like that???

Anyway, you look adorable!  If I have a tennis playing daughter one day, I hope her tennis pictures would be as cute as yours!