If you aren’t familiar with comedian Aziz Ansari, it’s time to get familiar. Not only is he adorable, his stand up is hilarious and so is his character on Parks & Recreation, Tom Haverford. (Okay, fine. I just did another p&r post. I am fully obsessed at this point.)

Tom (Aziz) is infamous for coming up with his own names for food, and lucky for us, somebody went though the trouble of compiling them all  on one of my favorite time-wasters, Tom Haverfoods.

Here are a few of my new favorite food names (that will be working their way into my vocabulary)


Do you ever make up new names for food?