In the luxurious and convenient world of today, we enjoy the reliability of things like 24-hour restaurants and businesses that usually adhere to a strict open/close structure. Target closes at 10, the mall closes at 9. Most places are closed on Easter, open on Christmas Eve, you get the picture. But sometimes businesses have to call it quits short-notice, and that seems to be when all managerial decorum goes out the window. Emergency “Closed“ signs are an opportunity — at least for these business owners — to flex their creative muscles in the realms of snarkiness, puns and just plain TMI. Take a look. 



I see what you did there, manager guy. The rest of these might be of questionable taste, but funny nonetheless.

Which is your favorite?

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