First there were “texts from dog.” And I found them a little gross because they were all about dogs licking things and rolling in things and the inner workings of family dog’s brain frankly don’t interest me. Now a family cat, now that’s compelling. So someone finally came around, got their cat an iPhone, and now at last we get a view into the mechanics of a cat’s brain.

Oh, the entitlement. My cat will stand on the other side of a sliding glass door (that is open) meowing for me to come get him. Unbelievable. But these texts do a great job in capturing the indignant, entitled and vindictive nature of some cats in a funny way. Take a look at the rest of these texts from cat in the gallery.

What’s your favorite? Do you have a pain-in-the-butt cat?