Facebook is hilarious to me. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but it’s funny! It is a useful tool in life if you don’t take it too seriously. However, a lot of people do take it seriously, very seriously. Even if you aren’t one of those people, you will most likely still fall into one of these 11 categories.
I’m probably more of a ‘liker’ than anything else…Occasionally I comment on stuff, but if I’m really honest with myself, it’s mostly just ‘likes’. I highly suggest you don’t facebook befriend me if you’re not into people liking you. A lot.
Check out the rest of the types in the gallery!
Which on of these types do you relate to most? Which of them are the most annoying to you?
[via izismile]





guest
Lurker all the way.
magnolia / 1054 posts
I like, and comment on people’s fbs. But I never really share anything of my personal life
sunflower / 321 posts
promoters are the worst. WORST
sunflower / 305 posts
@kackie - AGREED
guest
I think I fit into a few different categories. I don’t know if that’s good or bad since I guess didn’t get the rulebook when I joined Facebook.
I think the Drama Queen one is the WORST! They drives me nucking futs. Emo is a close second.
orchid / 114 posts
Lurker…that is just creepy
guest
Or how about these posters:
“Breakfast, gym, nap, class.”
“Playing SIMS, having lunch, going out with ____!”
“Spanish exam, history exam, Wal Mart run, home.”
Normally this wouldn’t bother me, but when they’re written fifteen minutes after the other ALL THE TIME, I just want to knock you in the face. Figuratively of course.
guest
Hahaha this is hilarious
guest
What about the “Liker,” or the “Humanitarian for Internet Causes” or the “Pretending-I-Can’t-Get-A-Date Guy”?
guest
hahaha these apply to xanga, too
guest
I’m not any of these, and most of my friends aren’t either. I guess we fit into a wholly different category: “Normal Facebooker With Real Life”.
guest
I might fall into the category of “liker” since I’m usually too lazy to leave a comment on statuses, so I just like them and move on. I find emos and drama queen/kings to be the most annoying types of people on facebook. Especially when they write statuses like “I won’t name names, BUT…” followed by a long, rambling, angry status that makes it obvious who they’re talking about anyway. Oh, fb.
guest
I guess I am a little bit of the News and the Liker? I really only update people on what I’m doing if I’m really excited about it or something I think other people might find interesting or funny occurs. And I can be random with my likes but I don’t do it a lot.
I think I’m just a normal user…The only thing I do excessively is post links to my wall. Websites I like, products I like, music videos I like, news stories I found interesting. But IMO, that is kinda the point and as long as I’m not doing it on anyone else’s wall, it should be NBD.
guest
Apparently Lovelyish also has a type: those that can’t count. There are only 10 types posted, not 11 as advertised! :)
sunflower / 305 posts
@ohforrealson@xanga - hahaha yeah those people are pretty bad,
sunflower / 305 posts
@roxyblondeana@xanga - ahaha oh my god you are right! I cant believe we all missed it!
guest
i’m the person that goes into my friends account when they leave the page open on their laptop and post embarrassing shit as their status.
sunflower / 332 posts
Isn’t this the same thing on twitter…?
guest
I’m the liker and the lurker
guest
“the complainer” (every post is a complaint about how their life sucks, and is usually followed by FML) and “the mom” (constant stream of baby pictures and info on breastfeeding and natural birth…ick) should be added to the list.
guest
hyena
i always use lmfao / lol / haha / & even when i post a serious type of status or something and i also don’t post much so that goes with the ‘hyena’ one too.
i think everyone is a lurker, lets be real
guest
Hahhahaaa love the rooster & hyena metaphor.
daffodil / 1615 posts
What about the Perpetual Cleaners? I’m (somehow) friends with this girl who ALWAYS posts about how she has to clean X, Y, and Z in her house pretty much every week. What the hell are you doing that your house gets that dirty in a week? Also, I don’t give a shit that you just cleaned your bathroom and bedroom. Actually, nobody gives a shit.