SHUT. UP. Just when I thought I couldn’t fit any more sugar cravings into my morning, this little nugget of information came across my news feed. Girl Scout candy bars are soon to become a real product that will enter your life, bringing both predictable joy and weight gain! Find out more after the cut.

The bars (or “candy of magic wonder,” as I like to call them) will be available in June, and come in three flavors:

Thin Mints™ – Dark chocolate cookie wafers and mint chocolate crème, topped with airy crispies and a rich, dark chocolatey coating

Caramel & Coconut – Cookie wafers layered with coconut caramel crème and chewy caramel, topped with toasted coconut and drizzled with caramel stripes

Peanut Butter Crème – Cookie wafers layered with smooth peanut butter crème, topped with airy crispies and a creamy, chocolatey coating

They’ll be sold in boxes and individual servings, but let’s get real here: who is simply going to buy one Girl Scout cookie candy bar? And if you can’t wait until June for your fix, the Nestle’s Facebook page is having a pre-sale on them today. Go forth and stuff your faces! [via Jezebel]