Notoriously tanned reality star Snooki Polizzi recently came clean on the rumors that, yes she is pregnant. It appears Snooki’s maternal instincts are kicking in early. In fact she’s skipping out on fatty foods during her pregnancy, not just to stay fit but also because apparently “she would die” if she got as big as Jessica Simpson during her pregnancy. 



I would die if I were her size… She said she indulged in everything that she wanted. I’m trying to eat healthy – fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.” Snooki told US Weekly


The Snooki & JWoww VS. The World star’s designs on her own weight are likely a reflection of her recent weight loss using Zantrex-3 that had her at a petite 98 pounds last year. But why does she need to go throwing stones at Jessica Simpson for it?

According to Simpson, the extra weight has more to do with “a lot of amniotic fluid” than irresponsibility. We can’t say for sure. All we can say is that Snooki has already thought through a few things besides her own weight. She reportedly said of her unborn child:

I won’t be spray tanning my baby. My baby’s gonna be naturally tan. If you look at me and Jionni, we’re very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark.

It’s good to know she’s got her priorities in order. [via US Weekly]

Why do some people have to put down others in order to build themselves up?

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